Whims, sister to Fred ????????? That should take a bit of beating :-)))))

[Guest guest]

Oh heck, fred, I'll takem all :-) ya never know when you are going to come

up a little..SHORT?

Whims :-)

_____

From: dwarfism [mailto:dwarfism ] On Behalf

Of Fred Short

Sent: Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:37 PM

dwarfism

Subject: Whims, sister to Fred ????????? That should take a bit

of beating :-)))))

RE: RE: Lamb vs. Lamb

Omigod,

>Yes my child?

could we be related, fred??

> Hmmmm, depends. Cos yer see, there is actually a PAIR of Shorts in our

> family. I have a relative in Salt Lake who is also Achon.

>BUT, also, twice in my family's history there has been illigitimate births

>and so the mother has given the child her surname (Short). I guess,

>therefore, you could also say, twice, my female ancestors have been caught

>short:-)

AND..... (you asked!), also, in my history, a " Short " married a " Long "

Enough of my family tree, which, incidently, I tell everyone it is a Bonsai

! Now, which part of the Short history of my ancestors would you wish to

lay claim to????

Cheers

Fred, curious:-)

===

[Guest guest]

I'm gonna beat the both of you if these bad puns don't stop!!!!!

Rose

Whims, sister to Fred ????????? That should take a bit

of beating :-)))))

RE: RE: Lamb vs. Lamb

Omigod,

>Yes my child?

could we be related, fred??

> Hmmmm, depends. Cos yer see, there is actually a PAIR of Shorts in our

> family. I have a relative in Salt Lake who is also Achon.

>BUT, also, twice in my family's history there has been illigitimate births

>and so the mother has given the child her surname (Short). I guess,

>therefore, you could also say, twice, my female ancestors have been caught

>short:-)

AND..... (you asked!), also, in my history, a " Short " married a " Long "

Enough of my family tree, which, incidently, I tell everyone it is a Bonsai

! Now, which part of the Short history of my ancestors would you wish to

lay claim to????

Cheers

Fred, curious:-)

===

[Guest guest]

Oops :-)

It's freds fault! It is! It is! I know these things :-)

Whims

_____

From: dwarfism [mailto:dwarfism ] On Behalf

Of RMBJustice@...

Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:23 PM

dwarfism

Subject: Re: Whims, sister to Fred ?????????

I'm gonna ..........

[Guest guest]

RE: RE: Lamb vs. Lamb

Omigod,

>Yes my child?

could we be related, fred??

> Hmmmm, depends. Cos yer see, there is actually a PAIR of Shorts in our

> family. I have a relative in Salt Lake who is also Achon.

>BUT, also, twice in my family's history there has been illigitimate births

>and so the mother has given the child her surname (Short). I guess,

>therefore, you could also say, twice, my female ancestors have been caught

>short:-)

AND..... (you asked!), also, in my history, a " Short " married a " Long "

Enough of my family tree, which, incidently, I tell everyone it is a Bonsai

! Now, which part of the Short history of my ancestors would you wish to

lay claim to????

Cheers

Fred, curious:-)

[Guest guest]

Blame? Aw come on Whims! That's a very lame excuse to inflict punishment on a

little person:-)

Now, say yer sorry, and I promise not to be too physical in my retribution.

Fred, salivating:-)

Re: Whims, sister to Fred ?????????

I'm gonna ..........

[Guest guest]

Me first! Me first!!!!!!!!

But, but, but, Rose? I didn't think you knew anything about this sort of

thing??????

Fred, REALLY salivating now.

RE: RE: Lamb vs. Lamb

Omigod,

>Yes my child?

could we be related, fred??

> Hmmmm, depends. Cos yer see, there is actually a PAIR of Shorts in our

> family. I have a relative in Salt Lake who is also Achon.

>BUT, also, twice in my family's history there has been illigitimate births

>and so the mother has given the child her surname (Short). I guess,

>therefore, you could also say, twice, my female ancestors have been caught

>short:-)

AND..... (you asked!), also, in my history, a " Short " married a " Long "

Enough of my family tree, which, incidently, I tell everyone it is a Bonsai

! Now, which part of the Short history of my ancestors would you wish to

lay claim to????

Cheers

Fred, curious:-)

===

[Guest guest]

Surely that depends on how one handles things?

Fred, NOT rising to the occassion

RE: Whims, sister to Fred ????????? That should take a bit

of beating :-)))))

Oh heck, fred, I'll takem all :-) ya never know when you are going to come

up a little..SHORT?

Whims :-)