Dwarf friendly sport?

[Guest guest]

I am a fan of the olympics and I have seen the sport Curling before.

It's not exactly the most popular sport like Figure Skating, but it

looks like fun. Have any of you done Curling before? Is it a dwarf

friendly sport???

(can just think of the comments from dear Fred across the

pond, no dwarfs aren't curled across the ice lol)

[Guest guest]

I could only think of a few

Umm,

Remote control wrestling:P

Penny tossing

Ranking on UK lp's? Well... unless they were Welsh, my ancestry, so

then all Welsh lp's would be excused and advanced to the next dwarf

friendly sport that follows here, which is...

Paper clip football, ya know that one, where yer bud puts his 2

thumbs together sitting acorss the table from you, and then you flick

or, ya know, " punt " a paperclip through his fingers to score.

Beer bong ping pong, ya know, that one where you fill up a bunch of

dixie cups on a table with beer and then you toss a ping pong ball,

and if it doesn't make it in you must drink some beer. But in my

case, since I'm a teetotaler, it has to be Mountain Dew:P

Ranking on Wisconsin lps, but only those who were born there tho, so

any tranplants would be excused, ya know, have a physical exemption.

haha

Umm, Big Wheel racing? But, ya know, to make it legit, have it

sanctioned by Nascar:P

Ummmm, help me here, I'm running out of ideas! lol

Ummmmmm, postage stamp licking? I'm sure we can make that into a

sport for us. Ya know, to see how many we can lick and stick to an

envelope, in a safe and monitored time controlled setting:P.

Ok, I better go, I'm really getting dry here, luv y'all, grady:)