Re: What is the stupidest question you ever been ask?

January 6, 2006

I've had a guy asking me after seeing an lp couple with a baby at a conference,

" How do you people have sex? "

PMD9020 <pmd9020@...> wrote:

What is the stupid question you ever been ask by any one?

January 6, 2006

How typical! Sounds like at Disney when I get asked stuff like " What time is

the 3:00 parade? or Can you see the fireworks from in front of the castle? " and

the like. My and my co-workers just look at each other and grin, all of us

thinking the same thing - get with the programme people sheesh!

Really though ... I think the dumbest question I've been asked so far though

is about my kids. I was at a chinese restaurant and all through dinner my kids

saying " momma " about this and that. One of the people sitting next to us came up

to me when I was outside smoking and asked if they were my sisters. Uggg!!!

" Yeah sure they're my sisters, that's why they call me mum you git, " was what I

really wanted to respond in a sweetly sarcastic manner, but I was nice and just

laughed and said nope, they're my daughters, really and truly.

Ah well, what can you do, take the odd with the normal I reckon eh?

~~Mara~~

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the

very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for

years.

Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3

January 7, 2006

I was in a parking lot of a local department store years ago and a young man

(teens-early 20s) asked me " Have you always been like that? "

I was shocked by the stupidity and answered " yes " but afterwards

thought....I should have said, " Nah, I woke up one day and thought it would

be soo cool to shrink "

Barbara

What is the stupidest question you ever been ask?

> O.K., seriously.

>

> I know a mom who was asked by a medical person, " How long has your

> daughter been a dwarf? "

>

> Hey, I'm serious!!!!!

>

> The mom, never one to be phased by ANY reaction to her daughter, thought

> for a split second and said " Er, 3 years 9 months. "

>

> Her daughter, at the time, WAS three years old.

>

> Cheers

>

> Fred

>

January 7, 2006

I work at a Gap in my small college town of Auburn and every year

they do trick-or-treat in the street... so as a participating store

I was selected to stand outside and hand out candy this year. Some

boys about 12 or 13 came up to me and said " Is that your costume? " I

replied " Yes! " " Amazing, huh? It was so hard to find. " While no this

probably wasn't the most sympathetic answer, it was all my co-

workers and the other parents around could do not to laugh. I have

had some other stupid ones, like were you born like that " No, I was

born six feet tall... amazing what happens if you don't eat veggies "

and so on.......

-Angel-

... Southern Girls -- Keepin it Sweet ...

>

> I was in a parking lot of a local department store years ago and a

young man

> (teens-early 20s) asked me " Have you always been like that? "

>

> I was shocked by the stupidity and answered " yes " but afterwards

> thought....I should have said, " Nah, I woke up one day and thought

it would

> be soo cool to shrink "

>

> Barbara

> What is the stupidest question you ever been

ask?

>

> > O.K., seriously.

> >

> > I know a mom who was asked by a medical person, " How long has

your

> > daughter been a dwarf? "

> >

> > Hey, I'm serious!!!!!

> >

> > The mom, never one to be phased by ANY reaction to her daughter,

thought

> > for a split second and said " Er, 3 years 9 months. "

> >

> > Her daughter, at the time, WAS three years old.

> >

> > Cheers

> >

> > Fred

> >

January 7, 2006

HI

I once had someone ask me quite seriously, " You know your short right? "

To which I replied " REALLY??? "

January 7, 2006

Maybe this isn't particularly stupid (or it might be!) but assumptive?

I was in my town of about 50,000 with my granddaughter and a stranger ran up to

us and excitedly said " Ohhhhh I know her dad! "

I replied, " You know Wayne ___? "

She looked a bit confused and said " No but I know Bob. "

Bob is a pretty good friend of ours (from Church and my PC tech) and as far as

I know he and his 5 year old son is the only dwarfs other than in the

area!

of course giggled at the idea that anyone might think that Bob might be

her daddy!

Cheers

Karolyn

January 7, 2006

WOW WHY ARE YOU SHORTS AND YOUR PENIS SO LONG?

Tina Olson <teeny_bop2@...> wrote: I've had a guy asking me after seeing

an lp couple with a baby at a conference, " How do you people have sex? "

PMD9020 <pmd9020@...> wrote: