Re: Re: Jokes at the office

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Speaking of pictures. I have a funny story.( I think its funny) I'm happily

married to a beautiful women who happens to be TALL. I'm 4' 7 and she is 5' 8.

She has a wedding picture of her and I at her desk. In the picture her and I

are standing at eye level. I also have that same picture at work. The funny

part of the story is everyone that sees my picture thinks my wife is a LP. Every

time someone sees her picture, they think I'm at least 6' ft. Well, one day,

she was complaining to her friends at work about me. My wife said something to

the effect of " My " M " Husband is in deep trouble with me. " A new gal that just

started there got in my wife's face and said " You are an evil and uncaring

person for saying that! And by the way they like to be referred as LPs not

" Midget. " What she said next killed me laughing... " How would you feel if your

husband was an LP and everyone referred to him as a Short S! #@ or a Midget? You

would not like that! You should be thankful for what you have. My wife

explained that she was married to an LP. This girl never believed her. That same

day I

went to have lunch with my wife. And guess who was at the front desk. This

D.A. never put two and two together. When she said " Can I let her know who you

are? " She just about pooped her pants when I said " her husband " . She felt so bad

she started to cry. The rest is history. I thought I would share this

experience with you all.