Re: Don't read this unless you have nothing better to do.

[Guest guest]

Hi Stan,

I just wanted to tell you that I have to tell my Daughter who's 30 years old she liked roller blading then one time she hit something in the road and this was a spot for roller blading well she fell and hurt herself pretty bad no broken bones but she won't roller blade anymore because of that I'm going to tell her after you having a knee replacement and your 72 years young and see what she says .Well you have a nice day.

SusieStan <sagebush2020@...> wrote:

Good day, ladies and gentlemen, and all the ships at sea.I did it! What did I did? I rollerbladed a 2nd time, another half an hour of doing it in the road—rather, ON the road.The good news is: I didn't fall on my hip or any other private or public part of my youthful body!The bad news is: There is none, you sadists! What do you expect!!??I still carry my English crutch in a reversed position as I gracefully glide along the road. The artifact truly comes in handy. I find that it is especially useful for assisting me in performing a 180º pivot, or turn. I use the crutch something like I used the ski poles that existed when I was a teenager in 1862, during the Civil War.The only pain that I'm enjoying is in my ankles. I haven't even worn shoes since 31 May, so imagine what my poor size 11 feet must be

thinking about being suffocated with heavy multicolored boots surrounding their golden-brown tenderness.I still have my boots on as I input these bytes and bits into my trusty Medion computer. As with many things, we must get accustomed to the situation. And my feet aren't used to wearing blade-boots after a two-year respite.Perhaps I shall sleep with my boots on tonight. No, I doubt if that would be a wise idea. I'd have to change the sheets tomorrow if I did, and that's too much bother.I really feel closer to a beginner in skill level than I do the semi-pro of two years ago. Ergo, I shall take it easy and try to build up the skill necessary to simultaneously blade and watch the topless sunbathers in Nice on the Promenade des Anglaise. Sharply honed skills and intense visual acuity are necessary for performing those dual activities.Do any of you know the French song, "C'est bon pour le moral"?

(It's good for the morale.)If you have no ethics and are curious, you can « Bearshare » or « Kazaa" the song by inputting in the proper space: La Compagnie Créole C'est bon pour le moral.I first heard the song way back in the 1970s while swinging and swaying at a Club Med in Tahiti. Really. I kid you not.I deviated a bit. What do you expect from a deviate who has already finished his afternoon Saint (from ique) rum and Coca Cola ®?If you don't mind, I think I'll take my boots off now and relax my feet.Save the goldfish.Staninfrance

[Guest guest]

Stan, It sound like you had a fantastic day. Thanks for the

narrative. I loved it. I felt like I was there with

you.

Larry

At 02:05 PM 8/31/2004 +0000, you wrote:

Good day, ladies and gentlemen,

and all the ships at sea.

I did it! What did I did? I rollerbladed a 2nd time, another half an

hour of doing it in the road—rather, ON the road.

The good news is: I didn't fall on my hip or any other private or

public part of my youthful body!

The bad news is: There is none, you sadists! What do you

expect!!??

I still carry my English crutch in a reversed position as I

gracefully glide along the road. The artifact truly comes in handy.

I find that it is especially useful for assisting me in performing a

180º pivot, or turn. I use the crutch something like I used the ski

poles that existed when I was a teenager in 1862, during the Civil

War.

The only pain that I'm enjoying is in my ankles. I haven't even worn

shoes since 31 May, so imagine what my poor size 11 feet must be

thinking about being suffocated with heavy multicolored boots

surrounding their golden-brown tenderness.

I still have my boots on as I input these bytes and bits into my

trusty Medion computer. As with many things, we must get accustomed

to the situation. And my feet aren't used to wearing blade-boots

after a two-year respite.

Perhaps I shall sleep with my boots on tonight. No, I doubt if that

would be a wise idea. I'd have to change the sheets tomorrow if I

did, and that's too much bother.

I really feel closer to a beginner in skill level than I do the

semi-

pro of two years ago. Ergo, I shall take it easy and try to build up

the skill necessary to simultaneously blade and watch the topless

sunbathers in Nice on the Promenade des Anglaise. Sharply honed

skills and intense visual acuity are necessary for performing those

dual activities.

Do any of you know the French song, " C'est bon pour le moral " ?

(It's

good for the morale.)

If you have no ethics and are curious, you can « Bearshare » or «

Kazaa " the song by inputting in the proper space:

La Compagnie Créole C'est bon pour le moral.

I first heard the song way back in the 1970s while swinging and

swaying at a Club Med in Tahiti. Really. I kid you not.

I deviated a bit. What do you expect from a deviate who has already

finished his afternoon Saint (from ique) rum and Coca

Cola ®?

If you don't mind, I think I'll take my boots off now and relax my

feet.

Save the goldfish.

Staninfrance

[Guest guest]

Hey, Susie

Don't you remember, I said don't tell anyone else my age!! I never

think about it. If I did, I woudn't be rollerblading. And it was my

hip, not my knee, but that isn't too important. They are on the same

leg.

SIF

> Good day, ladies and gentlemen, and all the ships at sea.

>

> I did it! What did I did? I rollerbladed a 2nd time, another half

an

> hour of doing it in the road—rather, ON the road.

>

> The good news is: I didn't fall on my hip or any other private or

> public part of my youthful body!

>

> The bad news is: There is none, you sadists! What do you expect!!??

>

> I still carry my English crutch in a reversed position as I

> gracefully glide along the road. The artifact truly comes in

handy.

> I find that it is especially useful for assisting me in performing

a

> 180º pivot, or turn. I use the crutch something like I used the

ski

> poles that existed when I was a teenager in 1862, during the Civil

> War.

>

> The only pain that I'm enjoying is in my ankles. I haven't even

worn

> shoes since 31 May, so imagine what my poor size 11 feet must be

> thinking about being suffocated with heavy multicolored boots

> surrounding their golden-brown tenderness.

>

> I still have my boots on as I input these bytes and bits into my

> trusty Medion computer. As with many things, we must get

accustomed

> to the situation. And my feet aren't used to wearing blade-boots

> after a two-year respite.

>

> Perhaps I shall sleep with my boots on tonight. No, I doubt if

that

> would be a wise idea. I'd have to change the sheets tomorrow if I

> did, and that's too much bother.

>

> I really feel closer to a beginner in skill level than I do the

semi-

> pro of two years ago. Ergo, I shall take it easy and try to build

up

> the skill necessary to simultaneously blade and watch the topless

> sunbathers in Nice on the Promenade des Anglaise. Sharply honed

> skills and intense visual acuity are necessary for performing

those

> dual activities.

>

> Do any of you know the French song, " C'est bon pour le moral " ?

(It's

> good for the morale.)

>

> If you have no ethics and are curious, you can « Bearshare » or «

> Kazaa " the song by inputting in the proper space:

>

> La Compagnie Créole C'est bon pour le moral.

>

> I first heard the song way back in the 1970s while swinging and

> swaying at a Club Med in Tahiti. Really. I kid you not.

>

> I deviated a bit. What do you expect from a deviate who has

already

> finished his afternoon Saint (from ique) rum and Coca

> Cola ®?

>

> If you don't mind, I think I'll take my boots off now and relax my

> feet.

>

> Save the goldfish.

>

> Staninfrance

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

No, no, Susie. I was only kidding. Tell her anything you want! Don't

take me too seriously. I find some form of humour in most reality.

That's my nature.

SIF

> > Good day, ladies and gentlemen, and all the ships at sea.

> >

> > I did it! What did I did? I rollerbladed a 2nd time, another

half

> an

> > hour of doing it in the road—rather, ON the road.

> >

> > The good news is: I didn't fall on my hip or any other private

or

> > public part of my youthful body!

> >

> > The bad news is: There is none, you sadists! What do you

expect!!??

> >

> > I still carry my English crutch in a reversed position as I

> > gracefully glide along the road. The artifact truly comes in

> handy.

> > I find that it is especially useful for assisting me in

performing

> a

> > 180º pivot, or turn. I use the crutch something like I used the

> ski

> > poles that existed when I was a teenager in 1862, during the

Civil

> > War.

> >

> > The only pain that I'm enjoying is in my ankles. I haven't even

> worn

> > shoes since 31 May, so imagine what my poor size 11 feet must be

> > thinking about being suffocated with heavy multicolored boots

> > surrounding their golden-brown tenderness.

> >

> > I still have my boots on as I input these bytes and bits into my

> > trusty Medion computer. As with many things, we must get

> accustomed

> > to the situation. And my feet aren't used to wearing blade-boots

> > after a two-year respite.

> >

> > Perhaps I shall sleep with my boots on tonight. No, I doubt if

> that

> > would be a wise idea. I'd have to change the sheets tomorrow if

I

> > did, and that's too much bother.

> >

> > I really feel closer to a beginner in skill level than I do the

> semi-

> > pro of two years ago. Ergo, I shall take it easy and try to

build

> up

> > the skill necessary to simultaneously blade and watch the

topless

> > sunbathers in Nice on the Promenade des Anglaise. Sharply honed

> > skills and intense visual acuity are necessary for performing

> those

> > dual activities.

> >

> > Do any of you know the French song, " C'est bon pour le moral " ?

> (It's

> > good for the morale.)

> >

> > If you have no ethics and are curious, you can « Bearshare »

or «

> > Kazaa " the song by inputting in the proper space:

> >

> > La Compagnie Créole C'est bon pour le moral.

> >

> > I first heard the song way back in the 1970s while swinging and

> > swaying at a Club Med in Tahiti. Really. I kid you not.

> >

> > I deviated a bit. What do you expect from a deviate who has

> already

> > finished his afternoon Saint (from ique) rum and

Coca

> > Cola ®?

> >

> > If you don't mind, I think I'll take my boots off now and relax

my

> > feet.

> >

> > Save the goldfish.

> >

> > Staninfrance

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >