A little bit of humor...

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I found all of this and some more from www.teachersfirst.com. It'll put a

smile on your face. Read:

White hair-

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do dishes at the

kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of

white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and asked inquisitively, " Why are some of your hairs

white, mom? "

Her mother replied, " Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me

cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. "

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then she said

pensively, " Momma, then how come all of grandma's hairs are white? "

Wise Advice form Kids

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, " Do I look stupid? " dont answer him

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working

4. Stay away from prunes

5. Never pee on an electric fence

6. Dont sqaut with your spurs on

7. Dont pull dad's finger when he tells you to

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, dont let her brush your hair

9. Never allow your three year old brother in the same room as your school

assignment

10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac

Biology

I was teaching 3rd grade science to a group of students who seemed to hang

on my every word about the newest subject organisms. The entire class was

fascinated!

One of my brightest little girls left my class and went to her language

class where she was to write a creative story about what she had learned in

science. It wasnt long before the language teacher knocked on my door. She

was so tickled that it was quite difficult to keep from laughing at her

expression. She said " You really need to teach the students how to spell the

vocabulary associated with thier science lessons. " As I stood looking at her,

she help up a very neatly written short story entitled, " The Screaming

Orgasms " . Needless to say, we both laughed hysterically!