Re: Fred is charged dear for Emma's services

[Guest guest]

Before Fred's character assassination of me is completed, may I set the

record straight????????

Not that I'm saying Fred is a compulsive liar or anything ))) He just

wouldn't know the truth if it hit him with a wet fish

Ok, yes, it's true I visited Fred and Lin with my daughter. Yes it's true

that KIRSTEN (my daughter) wanted to see the viking centre.

What young Frederick seems to have forgotten is that in September, he e

mailed me and said 'any chance we could get in cheaper if *you* told them

Lin and I were disabled'.

So I set up this wonderful system with Jorvik (the viking centre) whereby we

could avoid the 2 hour queue ( and poor Fred avoids all that standing) but

still pay full rate. Sounding a bit different yet, Fred??? )

On the day, my train ticket entitled us to half price entry to the centre as

well. Instead of being the mean, hard hearted bully Frederick is trying to

insist I am, I suggested to Lin and himself that we all go in a bit cheaper

and split the costs. Wow, this sounds like a totally different day doesn't

it!!

So, as arranged, we indeed went to the front of the queue, where I explained

to the woman on the cash desk that I had arranged for us to avoid the queue.

This was fine, she said. I asked if we could still use the half price entry

ticket. Fine she said. Anyway, she took one look at a certain person (no

names, but it *wasn't* my daughter, myself or Lin), who was standing

slavering and drooling and acting like Long Silver on speed and asked

me if I would like to go in free as I was obviously having a difficult time

looking after him!!!!

And the other thing young frederick forgot to mention was that afterwards,

when I performed my minderly duties with the coffee, we split the entire

cost of entry between us (ie, they paid LESS than half price.) So instead

of the day costing about $40, it cost $10, divided 4 ways.

Like Jon says, fred you got off light. Unlike if I ever catch up with you

again :-}~~~~~~~~

[Guest guest]

So Fred,

The truth is out there, eh!!! Go get him Emma.

Karin

[Guest guest]

>From: " Emma Sullivan " <morgaine.avalon@...>

>

>

>Before Fred's character assassination of me is completed, may I set the

>record straight????????

Going to perform a miracle are you?

>What young Frederick seems to have forgotten is that in September, he e

>mailed me and said 'any chance we could get in cheaper if *you* told them

>Lin and I were disabled'.

Wow, how women can twist the truth. I actually said " YOU could save

YOURSELF some money "

>So, as arranged, we indeed went to the front of the queue, where I

explained

>to the woman on the cash desk that I had arranged for us to avoid the

queue.

Actually folks, I got the idea from the Disney policy. If you are prepared

to eat a bit of humble pie, then yes, this really is a way of avoiding a

long painful stand in huge never moving queue's.

Anyway, she took one look at a certain person (no

>names, but it *wasn't* my daughter, myself or Lin), who was standing

>slavering and drooling and acting like Long Silver on speed and asked

>me if I would like to go in free as I was obviously having a difficult

time

>looking after him!!!!

It is NOT true that I was pulling on Emma's skirt knagging her with " Mom!

Mom! I wanna pee! "

>And the other thing young frederick forgot to mention was that afterwards,

>when I performed my minderly duties with the coffee, we split the entire

>cost of entry between us (ie, they paid LESS than half price.) So instead

>of the day costing about $40, it cost $10, divided 4 ways.

Ha! She forgot something! SHE paid for the coffee!!!!!!

And no, the following is NOT because of the threatening long phone call I

received from her this morning, JUST to explain she was NOT talking to me

anymore.

But.......

In all seriousness, Emma is a fantastic old woman who hides her

degenerating brain very well. She has been the epitomy of parent-hood to

both her daughters, and yes, particularly to my future wife - her two year

old wonderful achon daughter called .

If every LP kid has parents like has, then they are indeed

extremely lucky kids.

Imagine such a mum, with not just TWO kids, but FOUR of us, trying to walk

through crowds. Talk about a mother hen with her brood. She is brilliant!

There Emma, NOW will you take away the threat of a law suite?

And yes, I promise to buy the coffee next time we meet - provided YOU go

for it, and don't charge for your services again:-}~~~~~

Cheers

Lucky Fred

[Guest guest]

>From: " K Redston " <kitties@...>

>

>

>So Fred,

> The truth is out there, eh!!! Go get him Emma.

>

>Karin

This is cruelty TO dwarfs BY dwarfs in co-operation with them 'average'

folk. Not nice!

Fellow dwarfs unite! Stand shoulder to shoulder and ON shoulders. Let us

tower above these renegade 'average' folk and LP deserters!

Remember my experience! Next time an 'average' offers to 'accompany' you,

ask how much it will cost:-)

Fred, the poorer for the experience:-)

[Guest guest]

So, Frederick, the truth will without!!

>

>Fred, the poorer for the experience:-)

>

>Emma is a fantastic old woman who hides her

degenerating brain very well

Hmm, any more like this and I'll tell the list what you were doing while we

were waiting to go on the ride. and it *wasn't* looking at the ceiling!

>It is NOT true that I was pulling on Emma's skirt knagging her with > " Mom!

>Mom! I wanna pee! "

No, but close! And yes, I paid for the coffee, just to make you feel good

and so that you'd have something to moan about )))

[Guest guest]

You tell HIM, Emma...

Long Silver on speed...I love it!!!!!

Katy, down under.

Katy Sinclair, Liaison Officer

Little People of New Zealand, Inc.

108 Mayfair Avenue, Hastings

New Zealand Ph/Fax 06 878 7506

e-mail katy.sinclair@...

[Guest guest]

Thanks Fred and Emma. Your emails are just what I needed.

Kathy D'AviaI laughed so hard that I had tears running down my cheeks.

[Guest guest]

> This is cruelty TO dwarfs BY dwarfs in co-operation with them 'average'

> folk. Not nice!

>

> Fellow dwarfs unite! Stand shoulder to shoulder and ON shoulders. Let us

> tower above these renegade 'average' folk and LP deserters!

>

Fred, I remember your previous comments about Emma's *ahem* " attributes " !

Just call me " Quisling " !Emma, luv, the double-fee offer STANDS.

Jon