Guest guest Posted March 23, 2000 Report Share Posted March 23, 2000 I thought this was such a cute joke: A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. " You know what? " said the seven year old. " I think it's about time we start swearing. " The four year old nodded his head in approval. " When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, okay? " The four year old agreed with enthusiasm. The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what he wanted for breakfast. " Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. " WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother looked at the four year old and asked with a stern voice, " And what do you want for breakfast, young man? " " I don't know, " he blubbered, " but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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