Guest guest Posted December 31, 2000 Report Share Posted December 31, 2000 Funny, Elaine! I hate flying, and I'm going to try to forget these before the next time I go. Hope you are feeling good. Happy New Year! ----- Original Message ----- From: " Elaine " <elainer@...> " RA " < egroups> Sent: Saturday, December 30, 2000 4:58 PM Subject: [ ] No frills flying > SIGNS YOU'VE CHOSEN A " NO FRILLS " AIRLINE > > You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. > > Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. > > The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas. > > When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. > > The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway. > > You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, " Just once. " > > No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes. > > You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane. > > All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 2000 Report Share Posted December 31, 2000 , I felt like I was living this while we were in Ft Lauderdale airport on 12/23/00. I called my sister to tell her we would be late and she asked if I had called the airlines direct yet (we flew ATA). My response to that was yes I am on hold with 1-800-I-FLY-CRAP. 13 hours in an airport is no fun, I would gladly entertained any of those suggestions! Debs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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