Fwd: Fw: Thought you would enjoy

January 1, 2001

In a message dated 12/31/00 12:46:20 PM Central Standard Time, jv21

writes:

<<

OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE

Old folds are worth a fortune:

With silver in their hair,

Gold in their teeth,

Stones in their kidneys,

Lead in their feet, and

Gas in their stomachs.

I have become a lot more social with the passing of the year; some might

even call me

" a frivolous old gal " . I;'m seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I awake,

WILL POWER helps me out of

bed.

Then I go see

JOHN.

Then Charley Horse comes along and while he is here he takes a lot of my

time and

attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.

(He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from

joint to joint.) After such a busy

day, I " m really tired and glad to go to ged - with Ben

Gay. What a life!

PS The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I

should be thinking about the hereafter.

I told him I do - all the time.

No matter where I am - in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or

downstarirs in the basement - I ask myself....

" Now, what am I here after? "

>>

Recommended Posts