Re: More on dad and Jeannette

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While we are all on subject of " silly " . How about a blast from the past.

How about the " Realization that I was OLD "

The day I realized that I was indeed OLD was:

The year was 1988, I had brought my 15 year old daughter to the local

convenience store to buy some feminine protection.

When she returned to the car with her bag and got in, I said, " You girls

don't know how lucky you are in this day and time. "

" How do you figure that? " she asked.

" It was just awful having to wear those old SANITARY BELTS to hold your

Kotex, they always left a line around your butt and showed a fat line

through your skirt. "

She was silent for a few seconds, thinking... then as she threw her box

of TAMPAX in the back seat she said, " what's a KOTEX? "

~sign~...I felt like the only person alive who remembered SANITARY

BELTS!!!

LadyDiKeeton@... wrote:

> In a message dated 1/9/01 8:23:14 PM Central Standard Time,

> sheadley@... writes:

>

>

> > I am such a clutZ. I can never seem to tuck my shirt in my jeans,

> and

> > get my hands out without pulling my shirt back out. So. I do it

> kinda...

> > strange. I tuck my shirt in my panties! Yes... you heard right. (I

> don't

> > think a Thong would work!) That way, if shirt is in panties, then

> when I

> > pull up jeans... wal-i... or is that volli... hummm. how do you

> spell

> > that? Well, anyway, the shirt stays in!

> > Susie

> >

> >

>

> LOLOL you made me laugh out load Susie lol. Well you could do that

> with a

> thong too, but you would have crease in the back LOLOLOLOL.

> K.

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> Without understanding there can be no peace.

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

I am with the woman comedian who said something to the effect (I forget

exactly)

" Women spend half their life pulling their panties OUT of their

crotch... why would they pay good money to PUT them there??? "

ednettieolson@... wrote:

> Don't those thongs bind you in places you always avoided binding in

> the first

> place? Gees......talk about croutch and anal pain.

>

> Jeannette

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Hi,

I had to comment on the recent dialog regarding panties. I have never tried

a thong, but I spent my life feeling like I wore them until I discovered

Jockey brand. (No, I am not in advertising)! Ha!

Patsy

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From: Elf [mailto:sheadley@...]

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Subject: Re: [ ] More on dad and Jeannette

I am with the woman comedian who said something to the effect (I forget

exactly)

" Women spend half their life pulling their panties OUT of their

crotch... why would they pay good money to PUT them there??? "

ednettieolson@... wrote:

> Don't those thongs bind you in places you always avoided binding in

> the first

> place? Gees......talk about croutch and anal pain.

>

> Jeannette

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In a message dated 1/9/01 11:01:32 PM Central Standard Time,

ednettieolson@... writes:

> I did make them cover my eyes!!! Didn't help much but it was something.

> They could at least have the courtesy to go through my naval where there is

> already a hole but NO, they have to make a new one. Then, after it is

> done,

> you have to lay on your stomach for several hours. That's fun too when

> your

> stomach already hurts. Who ever made up these rules is a sadist.

>

>

Hi jeannette, why lay on your stomach?? Must be another reason lol.

K.

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In a message dated 1/9/01 11:44:15 PM Central Standard Time,

sheadley@... writes:

> " Women spend half their life pulling their panties OUT of their

> crotch... why would they pay good money to PUT them there??? "

>

>

LOLOLOLOL have you ever seen a pair. There is nothing there to pull out lolol.

K.

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In a message dated 1/10/01 12:13:25 AM Central Standard Time,

sheadley@... writes:

> " It was just awful having to wear those old SANITARY BELTS to hold your

> Kotex, they always left a line around your butt and showed a fat line

> through your skirt. "

> She was silent for a few seconds, thinking... then as she threw her box

> of TAMPAX in the back seat she said, " what's a KOTEX? "

>

> ~sign~...I felt like the only person alive who remembered SANITARY

> BELTS!!!

>

> LadyDiKeeton@... wrote:

>

>

LOLOLOL that was cute! She actually bought tampons lolol. Well sorry to say I

never wore sanitary belts, but do remember the big pads and feeling like

everyone could see it. I got into tampons as soon as I learned about them

lol. Some days I wish I could find one of those sanitary belts and pads

though. For night use when I am cramping soooooo bad.

The day I realized that I was indeed OLD was:

hmmm let me think. I think I have more instances of I lived a very sheltered

life. I am 34 goin on 35 next month, and my new hubby just turned 30. He will

be talking about a musical group or band and I will say WHO? this bad would

be from my time too lololol. So it's not that I was old, but that I truely

led a sheltered life. I married at just turning 18 to a guy 5 years older.

Immediately I was shut out from the world. Not just music, but friends,

family, etc. 15 years of it. So I lost a lot of years and missed out on more.

So I'm hoping I won't come to the day I realize I am old, until grandkids

maybe lol, because it seems I grew up with my 12 yr old daughter. No wonder

we are so close lolol.

K.

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[Guest guest]

MY DAUGHTER LIKES THEM IN FACT , I BOUGHT THEM FOR HER AT THE AGE OF 12. FOR

HER BIRTHDAY. WHAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. ME NOT A CHANCE, I SPEND TO MUCH

TIME TRYING TO KEPP THEM OUT OF THERE..SHE'S NOW 21. AND HAS A LITTLE BOY.

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FOR A MINUTE THERE I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS I WAS WRITING ABOUT. THE COMPARISON

OF A SUMA WRESTLER WAS GOOD, I CAN RELATE , BETWEEN THE CRAVINGS, NOT

WANTING TO EAT, OR ONLY WANTING THINGS LIKE CANDY, ALL BECAUSE OF MEDICATION

SIDE EFFECTS. THATS WHERE I WANT TO PUT THE BLAME. I WROTE YOU REGARDING

THE THONG UNDERWEAR. I BOUGHT MY DAUGHTER HER FIRST PAIR AT THE AGE OF 12,

SHE LOVE THEM. ME , I SPEND TO MUCH TIME TRYING TO KEEP THAT OUT OF THERE.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT LIKES THEM TOO. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. MY DAUGHTER

IS NOW 21. AND HAS A 2 YEAR LITTLE BOY. THE LIGHT OF OUR LIVES. JOYCE.

[Guest guest]

All this thong talk is cracking me up - pun intended! I wear them too - you

do just forget about them. My underwear used to creep up there anyway and

then there'd be all that material - now just a small amount that you barely

notice =)

Keep smiling!!

LaVina