A CHOCOLATE CHRISTMAS.....

[Guest guest]

CHOCOLATE CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Were Fannie

May

candies that sneaked past my lips.

Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care, In hopes

that my

thighs would forget they were there.

While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps Had just settled

down to

sugar-borne naps.

When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter, I sprang from

my bed

to see what was the matter.

Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash,

Tore open the icebox then threw up the sash.

The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow Sent thoughts of a

binge to

my body below.

When what to my wandering eyes should appear: A marzipan Santa

with

eight chocolate reindeer!

That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick, I knew in a second

that

I'd wind up sick.

The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer, I closed my eyes

tightly

but still I could hear;

On Pritzker, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS A Weight Watcher

dropout

from sugar detox.

From the top of the scales to the top of the hall Now dash away

pounds;

now dash away all.

Dressed up in Lane from my head to nightdress, My clothes

were all

bulging from too much excess.

My droll little mouth and my round little belly They shook when I

laughed like a bowl full of jelly.

I spoke not a word but went straight to my work Ate all of the

candy

then turned with a jerk.

And laying a finger beside my heartburn

Gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned.

I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry

If temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by.

And I mumbled again as I turned for the night " In the morning I'll

starve...'til I take that first bite! "

[Guest guest]

Joan,

I am waiting very patiently for my Chocolate Christmas. Since giving up

sugar many months ago, I've decided that I am eating whatever I want on

Christmas. I have a very nice stash waiting and I am going to have a blast!

a

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From: Joan <cdx7159@...>

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Sent: Friday, December 15, 2000 9:14 AM

Subject: [ ] A CHOCOLATE CHRISTMAS.....

> CHOCOLATE CHRISTMAS

>

> Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Were Fannie

> May

> candies that sneaked past my lips.

>

> Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care, In hopes

> that my

> thighs would forget they were there.

>

> While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps Had just settled

> down to

> sugar-borne naps.

>

> When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter, I sprang from

> my bed

> to see what was the matter.

>

> Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash,

> Tore open the icebox then threw up the sash.

>

> The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow Sent thoughts of a

> binge to

> my body below.

>

> When what to my wandering eyes should appear: A marzipan Santa

> with

> eight chocolate reindeer!

>

> That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick, I knew in a second

> that

> I'd wind up sick.

>

> The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer, I closed my eyes

> tightly

> but still I could hear;

>

> On Pritzker, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS A Weight Watcher

> dropout

> from sugar detox.

>

> From the top of the scales to the top of the hall Now dash away

> pounds;

> now dash away all.

>

> Dressed up in Lane from my head to nightdress, My clothes

> were all

> bulging from too much excess.

>

> My droll little mouth and my round little belly They shook when I

>

> laughed like a bowl full of jelly.

>

> I spoke not a word but went straight to my work Ate all of the

> candy

> then turned with a jerk.

>

> And laying a finger beside my heartburn

> Gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned.

>

> I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry

> If temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by.

>

> And I mumbled again as I turned for the night " In the morning I'll

>

> starve...'til I take that first bite! "

>

>

>

>

>

>