Re: Important Cave Memo

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> >From: Bin Laden, Osama

> >Sent: Monday, October 22 , 2001 11:14 AM > >Cavemates > >Subject: Cave Memo > > > > > >Hi guys. > > > >We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come together as a > >group and I love that. Big thanks to for putting up the poster that > >says "There is no 'I' in 'team'" as well as the one that says "Hang In > >There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a > >jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few > >concerns. > > > >First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we > >should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you > >don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave > >daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening. > > > >Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying > >to scare the most powerful country on Earth, okay? That means that while > >we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just > >while we're taping. Thanks. > > > >Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not > >supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think > >hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together. > > > >Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote > >"Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its > >were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > > > >Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise > >trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. > >First patrol will be , Muhammed, Abdul, Achmed, and Mike. > > > > > >Love you lots, > >Osama

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This was just forwarded to me. Thought you'd enjoy it!

> >From: Bin Laden, Osama

> >Sent: Monday, October 22 , 2001 11:14 AM > >Cavemates > >Subject: Cave Memo > > > > > >Hi guys. > > > >We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come together as a > >group and I love that. Big thanks to for putting up the poster that > >says "There is no 'I' in 'team'" as well as the one that says "Hang In > >There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a > >jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few > >concerns. > > > >First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we > >should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you > >don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave > >daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening. > > > >Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying > >to scare the most powerful country on Earth, okay? That means that while > >we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just > >while we're taping. Thanks. > > > >Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not > >supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think > >hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together. > > > >Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote > >"Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its > >were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > > > >Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise > >trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. > >First patrol will be , Muhammed, Abdul, Achmed, and Mike. > > > > > >Love you lots, > >Osama

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