Re: Bush brother declares martial law in Florida

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In a message dated 3/21/02 3:52:54 PM Mountain Standard Time, stinky72001@... writes:

Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha

stinky

I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

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In a message dated 3/21/02 3:52:54 PM Mountain Standard Time, stinky72001@... writes:

Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha

stinky

I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

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yeah, Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha

stinky

> This illustrates the government knew of the attacks before they

> happened. I will be sending along the executive order that Jeb Bush

> issued the day of the attacks, though it does not verify at what

TIME it

> was issued. I found somewhere documentation that it was issued

before

> the attacks, when his brother was there in Florida already...any

> questions????

> http://proliberty.com/observer/20011008.htm

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yeah, Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha

stinky

> This illustrates the government knew of the attacks before they

> happened. I will be sending along the executive order that Jeb Bush

> issued the day of the attacks, though it does not verify at what

TIME it

> was issued. I found somewhere documentation that it was issued

before

> the attacks, when his brother was there in Florida already...any

> questions????

> http://proliberty.com/observer/20011008.htm

> --

> " The measure of a life, after all, is not it's duration,

> but it's donation. " ~Corrie Ten Boom~

>

> " 'Tis the wisest of physicians who knows the uselessness of most

> medicines. " ~

> lin ~ Poor 's Almanac

>

> Please sign the petitions at:

> http://www.petitiononline.com/lilpro

> http://www.petitiononline.com/effexor

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Glitter, I received this from another list today...this should answer your questions on color-coded alerts and what we might have to look forward to...frankly, I like the last one best! I'm laughing through the tears... Domestic security chief Tom Ridge recently introduced a color-coded terrorism alert system. For example, green is a low risk of terrorist attack. We wondered what some of the other alerts might be. The Top 14 Terrorism Alert Levels14> Plaid alert: Britney is in her slutty-schoolgirl moodagain.13> Green alert: Friggin' hippies are plotting to further destabilize the country by throwing yet another distracting candidate into a tight election.12> Purple alert: Jerry Falwell thinks your children aregrowing too fond of a certain purse-carrying Teletubby.11> Khaki alert: Gap employee pod people have hatched.10> Pink alert: Please disregard. Ridge accidentally washed the white and red alerts together in hot water.9> Burnt Sienna alert: Expect possible acts of violence by crayon-wielding school children.8> Black/tan/beige/white alert: isapproaching.7> Oatmeal, Forest, Seafoam alerts: Terrorists have beensighted in the vicinity of L.L. Bean outlets.6> Rainbow alert: Rosie O'Donnell has adopted another child.5> Crimson with a Delicate Splash of Rose alert: That time of the month for Martha .4> Brown alert: For the love of God, do NOT go in the office bathroom for a while.3> White alert: Now entering a restricted-access countryclub.2> Yellow alert: Senator Thurmond has just peed his pants. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Terrorism Alert Level...1> Pale Green alert: Credible threat of hangover, with puke cannon armed and ready to be deployed. ----- Original Message ----- Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha stinky I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

[Guest guest]

Glitter, I received this from another list today...this should answer your questions on color-coded alerts and what we might have to look forward to...frankly, I like the last one best! I'm laughing through the tears... Domestic security chief Tom Ridge recently introduced a color-coded terrorism alert system. For example, green is a low risk of terrorist attack. We wondered what some of the other alerts might be. The Top 14 Terrorism Alert Levels14> Plaid alert: Britney is in her slutty-schoolgirl moodagain.13> Green alert: Friggin' hippies are plotting to further destabilize the country by throwing yet another distracting candidate into a tight election.12> Purple alert: Jerry Falwell thinks your children aregrowing too fond of a certain purse-carrying Teletubby.11> Khaki alert: Gap employee pod people have hatched.10> Pink alert: Please disregard. Ridge accidentally washed the white and red alerts together in hot water.9> Burnt Sienna alert: Expect possible acts of violence by crayon-wielding school children.8> Black/tan/beige/white alert: isapproaching.7> Oatmeal, Forest, Seafoam alerts: Terrorists have beensighted in the vicinity of L.L. Bean outlets.6> Rainbow alert: Rosie O'Donnell has adopted another child.5> Crimson with a Delicate Splash of Rose alert: That time of the month for Martha .4> Brown alert: For the love of God, do NOT go in the office bathroom for a while.3> White alert: Now entering a restricted-access countryclub.2> Yellow alert: Senator Thurmond has just peed his pants. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Terrorism Alert Level...1> Pale Green alert: Credible threat of hangover, with puke cannon armed and ready to be deployed. ----- Original Message ----- Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha ha stinky I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

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Glitter - do you ever go out to the movies? if you do, see Amalie -

it is the sweetest funniest movie - I loved every minute of it and I

hate to go to the movies........a great escape from the 4th reich

breathing down our necks....

/stinkmeister

> In a message dated 3/21/02 3:52:54 PM Mountain Standard Time,

> stinky72001@y... writes:

>

>

> > Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

> > in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home?

ha ha

> > stinky

> >

> I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded

terrorist

> days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED

terrorist

> day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard?

And

> people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to

have my

> groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

[Guest guest]

Glitter - do you ever go out to the movies? if you do, see Amalie -

it is the sweetest funniest movie - I loved every minute of it and I

hate to go to the movies........a great escape from the 4th reich

breathing down our necks....

/stinkmeister

> In a message dated 3/21/02 3:52:54 PM Mountain Standard Time,

> stinky72001@y... writes:

>

>

> > Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

> > in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home?

ha ha

> > stinky

> >

> I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded

terrorist

> days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's a RED

terrorist

> day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and National Guard?

And

> people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty soon, I am going to

have my

> groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go out the door!!!

[Guest guest]

that is hilarious. I saw saturday nite live - i think it was

last weekend - and they did a skit on these alerts - they were all

beige, white, off-white, tan, etc...

ps. we had a brown alert at work today! - seriously!

stinky (oops -with that name I must tell you it was not mine)

> Glitter, I received this from another list today...this should

answer your questions on color-coded alerts and what we might have to

look forward to...frankly, I like the last one best! I'm laughing

through the tears...

>

> Domestic security chief Tom Ridge recently

> introduced a color-coded terrorism alert system.

> For example, green is a low risk of terrorist attack.

> We wondered what some of the other alerts might be.

>

>

> The Top 14 Terrorism Alert Levels

>

>

> 14> Plaid alert: Britney is in her slutty-schoolgirl mood

> again.

>

> 13> Green alert: Friggin' hippies are plotting to further

> destabilize the country by throwing yet another

> distracting candidate into a tight election.

>

> 12> Purple alert: Jerry Falwell thinks your children are

> growing too fond of a certain purse-carrying Teletubby.

>

> 11> Khaki alert: Gap employee pod people have hatched.

>

> 10> Pink alert: Please disregard. Ridge accidentally washed

> the white and red alerts together in hot water.

>

> 9> Burnt Sienna alert: Expect possible acts of violence by

> crayon-wielding school children.

>

> 8> Black/tan/beige/white alert: is

> approaching.

>

> 7> Oatmeal, Forest, Seafoam alerts: Terrorists have been

> sighted

> in the vicinity of L.L. Bean outlets.

>

> 6> Rainbow alert: Rosie O'Donnell has adopted another child.

>

> 5> Crimson with a Delicate Splash of Rose alert: That time

> of the month for Martha .

>

> 4> Brown alert: For the love of God, do NOT go in the office

> bathroom for a while.

>

> 3> White alert: Now entering a restricted-access country

> club.

>

> 2> Yellow alert: Senator Thurmond has just peed his pants.

>

>

> and Topfive.com's Number 1 Terrorism Alert Level...

>

>

> 1> Pale Green alert: Credible threat of hangover, with puke

> cannon armed and ready to be deployed.

>

>

>

>

> ----- Original Message -----

>

>

> Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

> in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha

ha

> stinky

>

>

> I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded

terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's

a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and

National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty

soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go

out the door!!!

>

>

[Guest guest]

that is hilarious. I saw saturday nite live - i think it was

last weekend - and they did a skit on these alerts - they were all

beige, white, off-white, tan, etc...

ps. we had a brown alert at work today! - seriously!

stinky (oops -with that name I must tell you it was not mine)

> Glitter, I received this from another list today...this should

answer your questions on color-coded alerts and what we might have to

look forward to...frankly, I like the last one best! I'm laughing

through the tears...

>

> Domestic security chief Tom Ridge recently

> introduced a color-coded terrorism alert system.

> For example, green is a low risk of terrorist attack.

> We wondered what some of the other alerts might be.

>

>

> The Top 14 Terrorism Alert Levels

>

>

> 14> Plaid alert: Britney is in her slutty-schoolgirl mood

> again.

>

> 13> Green alert: Friggin' hippies are plotting to further

> destabilize the country by throwing yet another

> distracting candidate into a tight election.

>

> 12> Purple alert: Jerry Falwell thinks your children are

> growing too fond of a certain purse-carrying Teletubby.

>

> 11> Khaki alert: Gap employee pod people have hatched.

>

> 10> Pink alert: Please disregard. Ridge accidentally washed

> the white and red alerts together in hot water.

>

> 9> Burnt Sienna alert: Expect possible acts of violence by

> crayon-wielding school children.

>

> 8> Black/tan/beige/white alert: is

> approaching.

>

> 7> Oatmeal, Forest, Seafoam alerts: Terrorists have been

> sighted

> in the vicinity of L.L. Bean outlets.

>

> 6> Rainbow alert: Rosie O'Donnell has adopted another child.

>

> 5> Crimson with a Delicate Splash of Rose alert: That time

> of the month for Martha .

>

> 4> Brown alert: For the love of God, do NOT go in the office

> bathroom for a while.

>

> 3> White alert: Now entering a restricted-access country

> club.

>

> 2> Yellow alert: Senator Thurmond has just peed his pants.

>

>

> and Topfive.com's Number 1 Terrorism Alert Level...

>

>

> 1> Pale Green alert: Credible threat of hangover, with puke

> cannon armed and ready to be deployed.

>

>

>

>

> ----- Original Message -----

>

>

> Collissa, I have a question - if they declare martial law

> in California, do I still have to go to work or can I stay home? ha

ha

> stinky

>

>

> I'm waiting for the bastards to put into effect the color-coded

terrorist days --kind of like snow days or some such shit. So if it's

a RED terrorist day, what happens? Do they roll out the tanks and

National Guard? And people wonder why I'm a recluse??? HA! Pretty

soon, I am going to have my groceries delivered so I NEVER have to go

out the door!!!

>

>