Re: KIDS IN CHURCH - Gloria you asked for it

[Guest guest]

Thank you Ila, you made my day because it started with a good laugh.

Gloria in Ok

--- In Rheumatoid Arthritis , Ila <sewcraftyila@...>

wrote:

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> 3-year-old Reese:

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> " Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

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> Harold is His name.

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> Amen. "

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> A little boy was overheard praying:

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> " Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

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> I'm having a real good time like I am. "

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> After the christening of his baby brother in church,

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> sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

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> His father asked him three times what was wrong.

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> Finally, the boy replied,

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> " That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

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> and I wanted to stay with you guys. "

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> One particular four-year-old prayed,

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> " And forgive us our trash baskets

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> as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. "

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> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

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> were on the way to church service,

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> " And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? "

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> One bright little girl replied,

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> " Because people are sleeping. "

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> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, 5, and 3.

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> The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

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> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

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> " If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

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> 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

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> turned to his younger brother and said,

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> " , you be Jesus! "

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> A father was at the beach with his children

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> when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

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> grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

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> where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

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> " Daddy, what happened to him? " the son asked.

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> " He died and went to Heaven, " the Dad replied.

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> The boy thought a moment and then said,

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> " Did God throw him back down? "

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> A wife invited some people to dinner.

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> At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

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> " Would you like to say the blessing? "

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> " I wouldn't know what to say, " the girl replied.

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> " Just say what you hear Mommy say, " the wife answered.

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> The daughter bowed her head and said,

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> " Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner? "

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> --

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