Subject: Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

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LOVEMAKING

- TIPS FOR SENIORS

1.

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed

with you.

2. Set timer for 3

minutes, in case you

doze

off in the middle.

3. Set the mood

with lighting. Turn

them

ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you

put 000 on your speed

dial

before you begin.

5. Write partner's

name on your hand in

case

you can't remember it.

6. Keep

extra polygrip close by so your

teeth

don't end up under the bed or

between

the thighs.

7. Have Panadol

ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the

noise you want. The

neighbors

are deaf too.

9. If it works,

call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even

think about trying it twice.

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