Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Mike ,Could be intresting i got in my living will to send me to the rendering plant ,and turn me into soap and give the bars to some lovelys that way i will get 1 more crotch shot as a bar of soap ,i figgure its better then rotting in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 , No worries either way they are stealing parts and pieces from cadavers in the funeral homes now for implantation in living humans. Heck you could wind up in parts of many beautiful women. Not a joke. Mike > > Mike ,Could be intresting i got in my living will to send me to the rendering plant ,and turn me into soap and give the bars to some lovelys that way i will get 1 more crotch shot as a bar of soap ,i figgure its better then rotting in the ground. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Mike, Never thought of that ,might have to change that will ,parts to female and i do mean female super model types only , but what do ya think with or without brains or does it matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 , I'd say only super models with IQ over 165. That way they will be smart enough to appreciate you. For one lucky super model with an ultra low IQ you could donate your brain. Once she got used to being a now more intelligent albeit mental detective with a strange new obsession for beautiful red heads and fetish for weapons she could adjust to her new life as a lesbian and get a nice k9. I think she will be very happy with your brain since it's in mint condition apparently having never been used. My only worry is they may reject you as a doner since as you mentioned you are infected with a bad case of the F.it syndrome(baccillis screw it). I may be catching the disease myself does it start with a cough and the progress to having uncontrolable urges to just not give a F. and frequent desire to say screw it? Mike > > Mike, Never thought of that ,might have to change that will ,parts to female and i do mean female super model types only , but what do ya think with or without brains or does it matter. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Mike ,if i can stop laughing ,ya sounds like the air born type .I often get it that way at least a dozen times a year . But i always keep a few cases around for emergency use. I find a good case of the F its can be very helpful at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 , Thanks for the idea. Sounds like a good field expedient treatment of the I Give a F. disease. Think my dislexia is worse latey and can't spell at all. Write words all jumbeled up and look at em and know they are wrong but just can't remember how to spell. It's weird cause I can talk normal now and don't have the moodswings and rage. I can drive good for a change and seem to be able to think more clearly and remember stuff. Overall much better and no big deal just kind of funny all the weird little changes day to day. My love hurts girl has an abusive alcoholic ex. Maybe me and her and her ex and my ex can double date. Want the wife to have someone nice and he seems perfect for her. Mike > > Mike ,if i can stop laughing ,ya sounds like the air born type .I often get it that way at least a dozen times a year . But i always keep a few cases around for emergency use. I find a good case of the F its can be very helpful at times. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Hell Mike, sounds good ,hay i got an idea send the almost x up here i could use a weekend with a 28 yr old ,just a weekend ,no,no never mind their too fertile and willing to raise young at that age and i have avoided being called daddy for 15 years now ,that might be the one thing that would give me a heart attack ,[ oh im pregnant and its yours] ,,,,dont worry about the spelling and other garbage i gotta be the worst on this thing i was never meant to be a typist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 , I took me a while but I got it. At first I thought for you and cringed. Then I rememberd you saying somthin about tha k9 always complainin for more food. Yhea good idea. But you can keep her longer than a day. Just get a freezer she'll keep all winter but may taste too bitter even for the dog. Is he a finicy eater? Mike > > Hell Mike, sounds good ,hay i got an idea send the almost x up here i could use a weekend with a 28 yr old ,just a weekend ,no,no never mind their too fertile and willing to raise young at that age and i have avoided being called daddy for 15 years now ,that might be the one thing that would give me a heart attack ,[ oh im pregnant and its yours] ,,,,dont worry about the spelling and other garbage i gotta be the worst on this thing i was never meant to be a typist. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 , If you do decide to have her for a visit sleep with a locked door and an unsheethed kbar under the pillow like me. I have learned to sleep with it in my hand and find it a great comfort. Have the k9 with you. As long as she is securely tie in another the next room you may be lucky and survive the date. Not worth the risk, Mike > > > > Hell Mike, sounds good ,hay i got an idea send the almost x up here i > could use a weekend with a 28 yr old ,just a weekend ,no,no never mind > their too fertile and willing to raise young at that age and i have > avoided being called daddy for 15 years now ,that might be the one > thing that would give me a heart attack ,[ oh im pregnant and its > yours] ,,,,dont worry about the spelling and other garbage i gotta be > the worst on this thing i was never meant to be a typist. > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Mike ,that reminds me of a frienda mine, lived in Lebanone in 70s to mid 80s . He said we used too keep an AK or M16 , RPG ,ect. behind every door and sleep with one too. Sounds like a war zone down in VA . But i know how it is . See your other chat mate back on the score board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 , Sorry if it was hard to tell. I was kidding. My neigborhood is so safe I sometimes go out in the day and forget to lock the door. New neigborhood is gonna be real safe to just some petty thievery Mike > > Mike ,that reminds me of a frienda mine, lived in Lebanone in 70s to mid 80s . He said we used too keep an AK or M16 , RPG ,ect. behind every door and sleep with one too. Sounds like a war zone down in VA . But i know how it is . See your other chat mate back on the score board. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Mike, i was kidding too ,not about lebanon just you sleeping with k bar and VA,hay you sure the almost x dosent have a k bar too .I hear sometimes they go on nut and ball hunts cant forget them peker hunts , remember the Bobit girl ,she got her prize ,i guess you better sleep with one eye open just in case . Hope shes not a hunter for your sake. Hay balto is close to top of the list as murder cap of u.s. cities ,not bad out here though, its not country and farm like when i grew up but it is turning into a bit of a rat race ,im used to throughin sticks of dynamite off back porch for recreation, pulling your leg a bit but im sure you know what i mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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