Guest guest Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 (Not that any we think Arthur is a laughing matter..but then, a sense a humour is what gets us through! Jo & Grant: Bayly, 2, Extended Oligo) A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the dishevelled man turned to the priest and said, " Say, Father, what causes Arthritis? " " Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man. " " Well, I'll be damned, " the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised. " I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had Arthritis? " " I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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