Re: Fwd: FW: funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

GROAN but LOL!!!!!

> In a message dated 6/5/03 9:36:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

> katherine@b... writes:

>

> >

> >

> > A man is waiting for his wife to give

> > birth.

> >

> > The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

without torso,

> >

> > arms or legs.

> >

> > The son is just a head!

> >

> > But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with

love and

> > compassion.

> >

> > After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.

> >

> > Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of

him and

> > orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

> >

> > With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender

shaking his

> > head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

> >

> > Swoooop! A torso pops out!

> >

> > The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The

father,

> > shocked, begs his son to drink again.

> >

> > The patrons chant " Take another drink " !

> >

> > The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

> >

> > Swoooop! Two arms pops out.

> >

> > The bar goes wild. The father, crying and ! wailing, begs his son

to drink

> > again.

> >

> > The patrons chant " Take another drink " !

> >

> > The bartender ignores the whole affair.

> >

> > By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he

reaches down,

> > grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

> > Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

> >

> > The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully

thanks God.

> >

> >

> > The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the

left....then to the

> > right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a

truck runs

> > over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

> >

> > The father moans in grief.

> >

> > The bartender sighs and says...

> >

> >

> >

> > (wait for it)

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > (it's coming)

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > (Ya ready?)

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > (don't hate me)

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > (take a deep breath)

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > " He should have quit while he was a head! "

> >

> >

> > ------ End of Forwarded Message

> >

>

>

>

> ----------

> From: & Baker <pvbaker@c...>

> Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2003 07:32:27 -0400

> Kathy lin <kfranklin4@j...>, katherine <katherine@b...>,

> Jan <jrl@i...>, MICHAEL <nmmichael@s...>, Terry &

> Oneal <uscgfam@e...>, Donna Opie <doebread@a...>, Jean

> Opie <Jmarieopie@a...>, Opie <LMOConsulting@a...>, Bethany

Postma

> <PostmaBJ@i...>, Jeff & Joy Starr <jcstarr@c...>, Sharon

> V <rps1402@h...>, Keri Waters <kwaters1819@w...>

> Subject: FW: funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>

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> Date: Sat, 31 May 2003 16:23:36 -0400

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> Subject: funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> A man is waiting for his wife to give

> birth.

>

> The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

without torso,

> arms or legs.

>

> The son is just a head!

>

> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with

love and

> compassion.

>

> After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.

>

> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of

him and

> orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

>

> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender

shaking his

> head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

>

> Swoooop! A torso pops out!

>

> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,

> shocked, begs his son to drink again.

>

> The patrons chant " Take another drink " !

>

> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

>

> Swoooop! Two arms pops out.

>

> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and ! wailing, begs his son

to drink

> again.

>

> The patrons chant " Take another drink " !

>

> The bartender ignores the whole affair.

>

> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches

down,

> grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

> Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

>

> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully

thanks God.

>

> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then

to the

> right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a

truck runs

> over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

>

> The father moans in grief.

>

> The bartender sighs and says...

>

>

>

> (wait for it)

>

>

>

>

> (it's coming)

>

>

>

>

> (Ya ready?)

>

>

>

>

>

> (don't hate me)

>

>

>

>

>

> (take a deep breath)

>

>

>

>

>

>

> " He should have quit while he was a head! "

>

>

> ------ End of Forwarded Message