a little humor/OT

[Guest guest]

Growing OLD GRACEFULLY

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of

water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

" I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.. "

The bartender says, " Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In

fact, this one is on me. "

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, " I would like to

buy you a drink, too. "

The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of

water. "

" Coming up, " says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, " I would like to buy you

one, too. "

The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops

of water. "

" Coming right up, " the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, " Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the

Scotch with only two drops of water? "

The old woman replies,

" Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your

water, however, is a whole other issue. "

" OLD " IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love, " and you

answer, " Pick one; I can't do both! "

" OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and

you're barefoot.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the

garage door.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you

don't have to go along.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the

police.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. " Getting a little action " means you don't need to take any fiber

today

" OLD " IS WHEN .. " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the parking lot.

" OLD " IS WHEN .. An " all nighter " means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

" OLD " IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes.

[Guest guest]

Really cute, Ronnie, and I fear appropriate! At times I think no one is

older than I am. Of course, it didn't help when the neuro at Mayo told me when

I received my PLS dx, sort of consider PLS as premature aging and that was in

1997. I feel I don't get around as good as my dad and he's 85.

Thanks for the chuckle.