Re: help me, man, wish me luck

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>>>

[>>] " HAPPY PENIS " thoughts for you. I've been a long time since I think

about penis at all. Please don't tell my husband.

[>>] Cecilia

<<<<<<<<

HA!

[Guest guest]

Jacquie

I took care of a man with an official diagnosis of nervous penis

syndrome.

I have yet to find this listed in any book, but hey.

> Jacquie, this is so funny. We have endured similar such situations

> and I feel your pain, really.

>

> I am sure we will have a good story tomorrow about and his

close

> personal friend and their visit with the doctor. Which I am sure

> will be followed by tales of how not to apply ointment to an

infected

> close and personal friend.

>

> I do not envy you one little bit. But it is funny.

>

> Thinking happy penis thoughts for you tomrrow.

>

>

[Guest guest]

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this? Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs. (luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

Yeah, this is the day-to-day excitement that I miss.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I CRAZY?

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

Yeah, this is the day-to-day excitement that I miss.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I CRAZY?

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

Yeah, this is the day-to-day excitement that I miss.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I CRAZY?

Jacquie