Re: help me, man, wish me luck

[Guest guest]

I am sending you happy penis thoughts.

Did I just say that?

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

help me, man, wish me luck

>

> Tomorrow morning I am taking to the doctor to look at his penis.

>

> On Friday I told her, " Relax this weekend, take time with your family, go

to the park, have a lovely time. Because come Monday morning, your week is

going to be shot to hell. "

>

> (luckily I have a doctor with a sense of humour. ha. little does SHE

know.)

>

> As many of you might remember reading last week, 's penis, a constant

source of fascination, has become an all-encompassing obsession, with

comments like, " it's not sitting right, " " it hurts " and " DON'T TOUCH MY

PENIS! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " He cannot walk four steps

without clutching his little friend and shoving it into some position that

miraculously allows him to complete his journey to the

kitchen/car/classroom, where it must again be adjusted and readjusted.

>

> The doctor's visit, tomorrow, I envision as follows:

>

> We enter the exam room, and sits on the table. The doctor suggests

he remove his pants and underwear. " Are you going to hurt my penis? " he

asks. " No, I just want to look at it. " " Are you going to touch my penis? "

" Yes. " bites her ear off, smashes her with her drug guide, and runs

screaming out the door, pants around his knees, clutching and adjusting his

penis as he goes.

>

> Or if he is in a miraculous co-operative mood:

> ... " Are you going to touch it? " " Yes. " At this point, begins

screaming but does not assault the doctor. Two nurses and myself pin him to

the table as Dr L wrenches off his jogging pants and tries to gently look at

his goods and gets kicked in the face for her trouble. She finds an

infection and prescribes some topical ointment that thank god our heath plan

covers, as it will be a cold day in hell that I manage to apply the bloody

stuff and what a waste of money it is.

>

>

>

> If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am

EST tomorrow, will ya?

>

> Jacquie

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

I am sending you happy penis thoughts.

Did I just say that?

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

help me, man, wish me luck

>

> Tomorrow morning I am taking to the doctor to look at his penis.

>

> On Friday I told her, " Relax this weekend, take time with your family, go

to the park, have a lovely time. Because come Monday morning, your week is

going to be shot to hell. "

>

> (luckily I have a doctor with a sense of humour. ha. little does SHE

know.)

>

> As many of you might remember reading last week, 's penis, a constant

source of fascination, has become an all-encompassing obsession, with

comments like, " it's not sitting right, " " it hurts " and " DON'T TOUCH MY

PENIS! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " He cannot walk four steps

without clutching his little friend and shoving it into some position that

miraculously allows him to complete his journey to the

kitchen/car/classroom, where it must again be adjusted and readjusted.

>

> The doctor's visit, tomorrow, I envision as follows:

>

> We enter the exam room, and sits on the table. The doctor suggests

he remove his pants and underwear. " Are you going to hurt my penis? " he

asks. " No, I just want to look at it. " " Are you going to touch my penis? "

" Yes. " bites her ear off, smashes her with her drug guide, and runs

screaming out the door, pants around his knees, clutching and adjusting his

penis as he goes.

>

> Or if he is in a miraculous co-operative mood:

> ... " Are you going to touch it? " " Yes. " At this point, begins

screaming but does not assault the doctor. Two nurses and myself pin him to

the table as Dr L wrenches off his jogging pants and tries to gently look at

his goods and gets kicked in the face for her trouble. She finds an

infection and prescribes some topical ointment that thank god our heath plan

covers, as it will be a cold day in hell that I manage to apply the bloody

stuff and what a waste of money it is.

>

>

>

> If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am

EST tomorrow, will ya?

>

> Jacquie

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am

EST tomorrow, will ya?

[>>] " HAPPY PENIS " thoughts for you. I've been a long time since I think

about penis at all. Please don't tell my husband.

[>>] Cecilia

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

[>>] " HAPPY PENIS " thoughts for you. I've been a long time since I

think

> about penis at all. Please don't tell my husband.

>

> [>>] Cecilia

>

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Cecilia....that's soooo funny!

Thank you..i haven't laughed this hard for

soooo long!!!!!

nancy

p.s. I won't tell..lol!

[Guest guest]

[>>] " HAPPY PENIS " thoughts for you. I've been a long time since I

think

> about penis at all. Please don't tell my husband.

>

> [>>] Cecilia

>

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Cecilia....that's soooo funny!

Thank you..i haven't laughed this hard for

soooo long!!!!!

nancy

p.s. I won't tell..lol!

[Guest guest]

[>>] " HAPPY PENIS " thoughts for you. I've been a long time since I

think

> about penis at all. Please don't tell my husband.

>

> [>>] Cecilia

>

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Cecilia....that's soooo funny!

Thank you..i haven't laughed this hard for

soooo long!!!!!

nancy

p.s. I won't tell..lol!

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[Guest guest]

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. English always tricks me like that. I didn't realize the mispelling

would change the meaning in that way.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: Jor'gha HaQ

Enviado el: Lunes, 31 de Marzo de 2003 10:52 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire

penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. English always tricks me like that. I didn't realize the mispelling

would change the meaning in that way.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: Jor'gha HaQ

Enviado el: Lunes, 31 de Marzo de 2003 10:52 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire

penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. English always tricks me like that. I didn't realize the mispelling

would change the meaning in that way.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: Jor'gha HaQ

Enviado el: Lunes, 31 de Marzo de 2003 10:52 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire

penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

LOL, thanks, Cecilia, for brightening a very gloomy day (we are all sick, me

too, boo, hiss)

Salli

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. English always tricks me like that. I didn't realize the mispelling

would change the meaning in that way.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: Jor'gha HaQ

Enviado el: Lunes, 31 de Marzo de 2003 10:52 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire

penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

chocolate.

April is Autism Awareness Month!

Enter to win $50 in free books at www.ubah.com/F1549

RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

LOL, thanks, Cecilia, for brightening a very gloomy day (we are all sick, me

too, boo, hiss)

Salli

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. English always tricks me like that. I didn't realize the mispelling

would change the meaning in that way.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: Jor'gha HaQ

Enviado el: Lunes, 31 de Marzo de 2003 10:52 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

LMAO!

I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire

penis

nature to all this and the word hand.....

Georga Hackworth

Men, can't live with them, can't trade them in for their weight in

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RE: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

GOOD LUCK JACQUE. HAND IN THERE HONEY.

Cecilia from Perú, mom to Dessirée (05/07/99)

Lovely husband

-----Mensaje original-----

De: The Hunny Family

Enviado el: Martes, 01 de Abril de 2003 11:27 a.m.

Para: parenting_autism

Asunto: Re: Re: help me, man, wish me luck

10:17.

Zero hour is 10:50.

has barricaded himself in the computer room closet and is refusing

to

come out.

Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to prepare him for this?

Why

couldn't I have just lied to him about the nature of this visit until we

had

his pants off in the office?

Why, oh why, have I no lorazepam left? One for him, three for me? Or

vice-versa?

Why, oh why, did the pharmacy not have any of the crushable tablets to

cut

into quaters for a .025 dose of clonidine? Why do I have a bottle of

enteric coated .025 caplets of clonidine in the kitchen that must be

crushed

then soaked for a good hour before they dissolve? (I actually know the

answer to this -- .025 is what the doctor ordered, and .025 comes only

in

this little blue pills around here)

Five minutes later: why, oh why, did I just try to talk to him? He is

now

LOCKED in the ensuite bathroom singing at the top of his lungs.

(luckily

it's one of the ones with the little hole in the knob and I can unlock

it

any time I want to. Just not yet.)

Thank god the medical centre is just one block away.

Jacquie

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>

Tomorrow morning I am taking to the doctor to look at his penis.

<<<<<<<

Ok, after THIS sentence, I feel I don't have to read anymore (but I will),

and just say GOOD FREAKIN' LUCK!

>>>>>>>

If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am EST

tomorrow, will ya?

<<<<<<<

Oh Brother.

;-)

Penny - who can't WAIT to hear what happened.

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>

Tomorrow morning I am taking to the doctor to look at his penis.

<<<<<<<

Ok, after THIS sentence, I feel I don't have to read anymore (but I will),

and just say GOOD FREAKIN' LUCK!

>>>>>>>

If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am EST

tomorrow, will ya?

<<<<<<<

Oh Brother.

;-)

Penny - who can't WAIT to hear what happened.

[Guest guest]

>>>>>>>

Tomorrow morning I am taking to the doctor to look at his penis.

<<<<<<<

Ok, after THIS sentence, I feel I don't have to read anymore (but I will),

and just say GOOD FREAKIN' LUCK!

>>>>>>>

If it's not too bizarre, think 'happy penis' thoughts for us at 10:30am EST

tomorrow, will ya?

<<<<<<<

Oh Brother.

;-)

Penny - who can't WAIT to hear what happened.

[Guest guest]

> Yeah, this is the day-to-day excitement that I miss.

>

> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Am I CRAZY?

There is some truth to the old saying; Be careful for what you wish

for!

who is hoping that things went better than expected.

[Guest guest]

> LMAO!

> I think that was supposed to be " hang in there " but with the entire penis

> nature to all this and the word hand

Smirk.....I had the same thought!