Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 Jean, Thanks so much for making my morning. I really got a good laugh from these. I'm so sorry that I didn't make it to chat last nigh. Sounds like I missed a good one. I spent time with my daughter and grandaughter. Such a wonderful time we had. I will try to be there next week. sounds like you had lots of laughs. Probably isn't much of a problem that you have no voice yet, Lu probably wouldn't let you talk anyway.LOL Sure would love to hear your voice. Have a wonderful weekend and stay out of trouble. (hope they didn't pick on you too bad, being the only man there)LOL HUgs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 Really so true, isn't it?Famous quotes :My wife dresses to kill ....... She also cooks the same way. ---------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ---------------------------------------------------------- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ---------------------------------------------------------- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ---------------------------------------------------------- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ---------------------------------------------------------- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ---------------------------------------------------------- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her. --------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself twogirlfriends. ----------------------------------------------------------A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it sincethe thief was spending much less than his wife did. ----------------------------------------------------------Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Youorder what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wishyou had ordered that. ---------------------------------------------------------- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. ----------------------------------------------------------A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to getmarried?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."----------------------------------------------------------Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't knowhis wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.----------------------------------------------------------A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day hereceived a hundred letters.They all said the same : "You can have mine."---------------------------------------------------------A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend."A billionaire." she replied, ----------------------------------------------------------A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found awoman just like mother"His father replied, "So what do you want?....... Sympathy?" --------------------------------------------------------Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.----------------------------------------------------------I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.---------------------------------------------------------Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.---------------------------------------------------------A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautifulhouse, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it wasall gone!"."What happened?" asked his friend."My wife found out..."---------------------------------------------------------A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.----------------------------------------------------------A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars andbeat me till I'm half dead."---------------------------------------------------------Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.----------------------------------------------------------The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget itonce.----------------------------------------------------------Words to live by: "Do not argue with a spouse who is packing yourparachute."---------------------------------------------------------First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.--------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 so true Really so true, isn't it?Famous quotes :My wife dresses to kill ....... She also cooks the same way. ---------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ---------------------------------------------------------- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ---------------------------------------------------------- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ---------------------------------------------------------- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ---------------------------------------------------------- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ---------------------------------------------------------- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her. --------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself twogirlfriends. ----------------------------------------------------------A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it sincethe thief was spending much less than his wife did. ----------------------------------------------------------Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Youorder what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wishyou had ordered that. ---------------------------------------------------------- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. ----------------------------------------------------------A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to getmarried?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."----------------------------------------------------------Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't knowhis wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.----------------------------------------------------------A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day hereceived a hundred letters.They all said the same : "You can have mine."---------------------------------------------------------A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend."A billionaire." she replied, ----------------------------------------------------------A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found awoman just like mother"His father replied, "So what do you want?....... Sympathy?" --------------------------------------------------------Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.----------------------------------------------------------I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.---------------------------------------------------------Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.---------------------------------------------------------A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautifulhouse, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it wasall gone!"."What happened?" asked his friend."My wife found out..."---------------------------------------------------------A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.----------------------------------------------------------A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars andbeat me till I'm half dead."---------------------------------------------------------Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.----------------------------------------------------------The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget itonce.----------------------------------------------------------Words to live by: "Do not argue with a spouse who is packing yourparachute."---------------------------------------------------------First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.---------------------------------------------------------DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 In a message dated 12/09/2000 1:37:03 PM Central Standard Time, RCColloran@... writes: << Lu probably wouldn't let you talk anyway.LOL Sure would love to hear your voice. >> Okay , Are you talking about me??? lol well I love u anyway! lol Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 In a message dated 12/09/2000 1:37:03 PM Central Standard Time, RCColloran@... writes: << Lu probably wouldn't let you talk anyway.LOL Sure would love to hear your voice. >> Okay , Are you talking about me??? lol well I love u anyway! lol Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2000 Report Share Posted December 9, 2000 In a message dated 12/09/2000 1:37:03 PM Central Standard Time, RCColloran@... writes: << Lu probably wouldn't let you talk anyway.LOL Sure would love to hear your voice. >> Okay , Are you talking about me??? lol well I love u anyway! lol Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2000 Report Share Posted December 10, 2000 so so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2000 Report Share Posted December 13, 2000 My husband will LOVE these! Thanksm LOL, Judy O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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