Guest guest Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I saw this posted to my > other list and thought it was hysterical. > Fortunately, our list hasn't > gotten to this point, and I hope it never does. > Please enjoy this as much as I > did. > ************************************************* > > > How many list members does it take to change a > lightbulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the > light bulb has been > changed. > > Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing > light bulbs and how the > light bulb could have been changed differently. > > Seven to caution about the dangers of changing > light bulbs. > > Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in > posts about changing > light bulbs. > > Five to flame the spell checkers. > > Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. > > Six to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light > bulb " ... > > Another six to condemn those six as stupid. > > Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting > industry and give the correct > spelling. > > Nineteen to post that this group is not about light > bulbs and to please take > this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) > forum. > > Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying > that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. > > > Thirty six to debate which method of changing light > bulbs is superior, where > to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light > bulbs work best for this > technique and what brands are faulty. > > Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of > different light bulbs. > > Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly > and then post the > corrected URL. > > Three to post about links they found from the URLs > that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this > group. > > Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in > their entirety including > all headers and signatures, and add " Me too " > > Five to post to the group that they will no longer > post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy and the amount of > e-mail it generates.. > > Four to say " didn't we go through this already a > short time ago? " > > Thirteen to say " do a Google search on light bulbs > before posting questions > about light bulbs. " > > Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a > light bulb. > > AND > > One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 > months from now with > something unrelated they found at > snopes.com and start it all over > again! From: WVSouthernAngel@... To: WVSouthernAngel@... https://webmail.etenet.com/exchweb/img/prev-paperclip.gif> Subject: [CCIW] OT/ I thought it was funny-Hope you do too Cc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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