Guest guest Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 1975: Long hair2005: Longing for hair 1975: KEG2005: EKG1975: Acid rock2005: Acid reflux1975: Moving to California because it's cool2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz 2005: Trying NOT to look like MarlonBrando or Liz 1975: Seeds and stems2005: Roughage1975: Hoping for a BMW2005: Hoping for a BM1975: Going to a new, hip joint2005: Receiving a new hip joint1975: Rolling Stones2005: Kidney Stones1975: Being called into the principal's office2005: Calling the principal's office1975: Screw the system2005: Upgrade the system1975: Disco2005: Costco1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved1975: Passing the drivers' test2005: Passing the vision test1975: Whatever2005: DependsJust in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff.Their lifetime has always included AIDS.Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.The CD was introduced the year they were born.They have always had an answering machine.They have always had cable.They cannot fathom not having a remote control.Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".They! do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.Mc's never came in Styrofoam containers.They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... * * * * WOW, MARY!! DO I EVER RELATE TO THAT ONE!! LOL CLARA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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