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I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's above my

desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO. It's the

LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just goes " chirp,

chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and hasn't stopped to

take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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Not really, but what about fly spray.

Stupid crickets!

I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's above

my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO. It's the

LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just goes " chirp,

chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and hasn't stopped to

take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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shoot'm! lol ........ j/k.....

-- Stupid crickets!

I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's

above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO.

It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just

goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and

hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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NOOOOOOO! I love hearing crickets chirp. It will lull me to sleep at

night. Send it my way.

~If you'd only come over, I'm sure that you'd see, we're not lonesome...my

cricket and me.......~

This musical interlude brought to you by the staff here at NMTC. :^)

Quixote

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> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's

above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO.

It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just

goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and

hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

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> Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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You are MORE than welcome to this little bugger. Normally they wouldn't bother

me at all, but this one is like listening to annoying telephone line static

constantly for up to 4 hours when you're trying to hear dictation! It's even

worse than listening to an ESL doctor shuffle papers or rattle an x-ray the

entire time of a 10 minute dictation as he's dictating from across the room on

speaker while eating his very crunchy lunch. :-)

The only good cricket is a Jiminy Cricket.

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> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's

above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO.

It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just

goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and

hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

>

> Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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I may be a little odd. I also love hearing the deafening roar of hundreds

of cicadas singing in the heat of the day here in south Texas. It just

makes my very distant childhood memories come flooding back. If the hot

Texas days have a sound it is the song of the cicada.

Quixote

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> > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

that's

> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

NOOOOOOO.

> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that

just

> goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded

and

> hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> >

> > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> >

> >

> >

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We used to get that when we lived in Houston. It would be so loud sometimes

that our son would plug his ears and run for the car when we went somewhere. I

always thought it was a pretty neat sound, very unique.

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> > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

that's

> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

NOOOOOOO.

> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that

just

> goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded

and

> hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> >

> > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> >

> >

> >

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I go to sleep hearing the crickets outside my window - sure beats the visit

from the skunk every now and again - whew!

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> > > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> that's

> > above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

> NOOOOOOO.

> > It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind

that

> just

> > goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is

long-winded

> and

> > hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

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> > > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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LOL!!

But I know it's got to be nerve-wracking for you!

Maybe putting down a small amount of something sticky and sweet that

it would be drawn to and get stuck in would do the trick. :)

Hang in there!

Sylvia

> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> that's above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little

> cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO. It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And

> it can't be the kind that just goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of

> minutes. This one is long-winded and hasn't stopped to take a

> breath in at least 5 minutes now.

>

> Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

>

>

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Where is a cat when you need one?

Stupid crickets!

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> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's

> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO.

> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just

> goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and

> hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

>

> Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

>

>

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You all better be nice to that cricket! In parts of the world a cricket's

presence in the house is equated with good fortune and intelligence; harming

a cricket supposedly causes misfortune.

Ol' timers supposedly can predict the weather by counting cricket chirps.

Your cricket is a boy (girls don' talk) - give him a manly name as he only

has about a 2 week life span. He will spend most of the time yelling his

head off in hopes of attracting Ms. Cricket.

Aloha,

Pam - who raises crickets to feed the pet frogs and lizard (no misfortune

when it is a natural death <G>)

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> >> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> >> that's

> >> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

> >> NOOOOOOO.

> >> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created!

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Hmmm, in that case Mr. Frog Food has about a week left to irritate the heck

outta me. As for a manly name, how about Jebediah in honor of Pam's ol' timers?

:-)

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You all better be nice to that cricket! In parts of the world a cricket's

presence in the house is equated with good fortune and intelligence; harming

a cricket supposedly causes misfortune.

Ol' timers supposedly can predict the weather by counting cricket chirps.

Your cricket is a boy (girls don' talk) - give him a manly name as he only

has about a 2 week life span. He will spend most of the time yelling his

head off in hopes of attracting Ms. Cricket.

Aloha,

Pam - who raises crickets to feed the pet frogs and lizard (no misfortune

when it is a natural death <G>)

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> >> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> >> that's

> >> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

> >> NOOOOOOO.

> >> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created!

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Quixote,

If you're a little odd, you have company. We have bunches of cicadas in

Missouri too, and I look forward to their song every summer. It just seems that

summer hasn't arrived until they start singing.

Dawn C. §(ºoº)§

M-TEC Student

IC, Ortho - 2 years, IM

AIM: fasthands47

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> > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

that's

> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

NOOOOOOO.

> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that

just

> goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded

and

> hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> >

> > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> >

> >

> >

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LOL!

Cats LOVE to play with crickets!!

Sylvia

> Where is a cat when you need one?

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> Stupid crickets!

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>> I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

>> that's

>> above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

>> NOOOOOOO.

>> It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind

>> that just

>> goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-

>> winded and

>> hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

>>

>> Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

>>

>>

>>

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I don't know, but don't kill it! It's bad luck to kill a cricket in your house!

Rennie

www.renesue.com

Stupid crickets!

I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window that's above

my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh NOOOOOOO. It's the

LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that just goes " chirp,

chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded and hasn't stopped to

take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

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Are those the bugs that are in the trees that make noise that gets progressively

louder?

Being originally from California, I had never heard such a thing. Our first

summer here in Tennessee freaked me out when I heard them. I thought someone had

called them " Kady digs? " or something like that.

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Yes, those are the ones! My grandma called them locusts, but I've never

researched the relationship between these guys and locusts. Katydids is what

you heard. :)

Rennie

www.renesue.com

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I may be a little odd. I also love hearing the deafening roar of hundreds

of cicadas singing in the heat of the day here in south Texas. It just

makes my very distant childhood memories come flooding back. If the hot

Texas days have a sound it is the song of the cicada.

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I must be odd too. The other day, I was on my patio listing to the cicada

in the tree across the alley, when it stopped abruptly, and out of the

corner of my eye, I saw something fall from the tree. I walked over, there

was a huge hornet-like creature dragging the almost-dead cicada away through

the grass. Reminds me how nature can seem so cruel..... That nasty hornet

ruined my concert!

Theresa

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>I may be a little odd. I also love hearing the deafening roar of hundreds

>of cicadas singing in the heat of the day here in south Texas. It just

>makes my very distant childhood memories come flooding back. If the hot

>Texas days have a sound it is the song of the cicada.

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>

>Quixote

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> Stupid crickets!

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> > > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

>that's

> > above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

>NOOOOOOO.

> > It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind that

>just

> > goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is long-winded

>and

> > hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> > >

> > > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> > >

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Those are known as cicada killers. They sting the cicada to paralyze it,

take back to their burrow in the ground and lay there eggs in the body of

the cicada, which the young use for food when they hatch. :^)

Quixote

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> > > > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> >that's

> > > above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

> >NOOOOOOO.

> > > It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind

that

> >just

> > > goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is

long-winded

> >and

> > > hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> > > >

> > > > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> > > >

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TMI IOL

Gai

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> > > > I have a cricket who has decided to rent the space at the window

> >that's

> > > above my desk. Of course, it can't be a quiet little cricket. Oh

> >NOOOOOOO.

> > > It's the LOUDEST cricket ever created! And it can't be the kind

that

> >just

> > > goes " chirp, chirp " every couple of minutes. This one is

long-winded

> >and

> > > hasn't stopped to take a breath in at least 5 minutes now.

> > > >

> > > > Anybody know some sure fire ways to evict an unruly cricket??

> > > >

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I remember seeing and hearing locusts as a child in Penna. They were

actually locusts.. brown grasshoppers. I don't think I've ever seen or

heard a cicada, or maybe I have and just don't know what they sound like. Is

their sound similar to a locust?

Jan

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" Typing is my life. "

" Whoever signs the paycheck makes the rules. "

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We have those 17-year cicadas here in PA. They come out of the ground

every 17 years and boy are they noisy! They aren't around long, but it's

funny to see all the holes in the ground. Apparently they're good for

ground irrigation! LOL.

Pattie

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I remember seeing and hearing locusts as a child in Penna. They were

actually locusts.. brown grasshoppers. I don't think I've ever seen or

heard a cicada, or maybe I have and just don't know what they sound

like. Is

their sound similar to a locust?

Jan

jantranscribes@...

" Typing is my life. "

" Whoever signs the paycheck makes the rules. "

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They have mp3 files to listen to on that page I gave below.

Quixote

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> I remember seeing and hearing locusts as a child in Penna. They were

> actually locusts.. brown grasshoppers. I don't think I've ever seen or

> heard a cicada, or maybe I have and just don't know what they sound

> like. Is

> their sound similar to a locust?

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> Jan

> jantranscribes@...

> " Typing is my life. "

> " Whoever signs the paycheck makes the rules. "

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