Re: CHINESE FOOD

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WHATEVER....GEORGE!!

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ROFLMAO! HA! HA! LOL! LOL! That was hillarious! <------laughing....more exercise! Thanks . The more funnies you send, the more I laugh, the more I exercise, the more I lose, the more Team 1 wins! LOL! :)Great joke though!GEORGE-----Original Message-----Sent: Oct 12, 2005 10:37 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: CHINESE FOODCHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "ChickenSurprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot risesslightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around beforethe lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and againthe lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slamsdown. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, anddemands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." You're going to love this.................... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck" Yahoo! Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. Go Texas TOPS Team 1: SIX TOPS 'A LOSIN'!Your KOPS Pal Always, , Jr.TOPS #TX 1432, Spring112.25 lbs. gone/90.25 in TOPS from highest weight on renewalReinstated 1 year KOPS/Current goal acheived August 4, 2005."These excuses how they've served me so wellThey've kept me safe they've kept me stuckThey've kept me locked in my own cellThese excuses how they're so familiarThey've kept me blocked they've kept me small They've kept me safe inside my shell"~Alanis Morissette (Excuses)