Guest guest Posted February 18, 2001 Report Share Posted February 18, 2001 Mark - Boy, I needed that laugh.. Can you come live with me for awhile while my husband (who provides the humor in our family) is in CT Monday-Friday??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2001 Report Share Posted February 19, 2001 This is why I love this group, comedy relief at all the right moments lol. Take care all, & HUGZ Nikki-mom to 6 (the amazing toothless wonder) and Nala the cat. :-} >From: kkm@... >Reply-To: RSS-Support >To: RSS-Support >Subject: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion >Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 04:58:20 -0000 > >Hi Mark, > >I have decided to rinse away any doubts about this conspiracy. So I >have decided it is time to ACT. However in doing so I cannot reveal >the SCOPE of this conspiracy. In order for anyone to completely >understand the nature of this organization you must travel to Devil's >tower where things will become ULTRA BRIGHT. > >I reallly should not being this at midnight. It is difficult to come >up with these little PEARL DROPS. > >Ken M > > > > > > > OK OK, > > > > I cannot keep quiet any more!!! My book " The Colgate Conspiracy " >will be > > out soon. It will prove, with out a doubt, that a small ban of >seemingly > > loving and caring parents led by a man known as the 'Moderator' is > > responsible for many modern history scandals and cover ups. >Including, but > > not limited too; Area 54, the Kennedy Assaination;Water Gate; Travel >Gate(and > > all the scandals revolving Bill Clinton);Flood Gate; Fence Gate; >Bill Gates. > > > > This book about these COLGATE alumni , takes a look at how they >came to > > the CREST of their power and takes AIM to expose this notorious >group. > > Sorry I couldn't resist these obviosly bad puns. Its a genetic flaw. > > > > > > > > To my friends, > > Peace and Prayers > > Mark dad to Jessi > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2001 Report Share Posted February 19, 2001 This is why I love this group, comedy relief at all the right moments lol. Take care all, & HUGZ Nikki-mom to 6 (the amazing toothless wonder) and Nala the cat. :-} >From: kkm@... >Reply-To: RSS-Support >To: RSS-Support >Subject: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion >Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 04:58:20 -0000 > >Hi Mark, > >I have decided to rinse away any doubts about this conspiracy. So I >have decided it is time to ACT. However in doing so I cannot reveal >the SCOPE of this conspiracy. In order for anyone to completely >understand the nature of this organization you must travel to Devil's >tower where things will become ULTRA BRIGHT. > >I reallly should not being this at midnight. It is difficult to come >up with these little PEARL DROPS. > >Ken M > > > > > > > OK OK, > > > > I cannot keep quiet any more!!! My book " The Colgate Conspiracy " >will be > > out soon. It will prove, with out a doubt, that a small ban of >seemingly > > loving and caring parents led by a man known as the 'Moderator' is > > responsible for many modern history scandals and cover ups. >Including, but > > not limited too; Area 54, the Kennedy Assaination;Water Gate; Travel >Gate(and > > all the scandals revolving Bill Clinton);Flood Gate; Fence Gate; >Bill Gates. > > > > This book about these COLGATE alumni , takes a look at how they >came to > > the CREST of their power and takes AIM to expose this notorious >group. > > Sorry I couldn't resist these obviosly bad puns. Its a genetic flaw. > > > > > > > > To my friends, > > Peace and Prayers > > Mark dad to Jessi > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2001 Report Share Posted February 19, 2001 This is why I love this group, comedy relief at all the right moments lol. Take care all, & HUGZ Nikki-mom to 6 (the amazing toothless wonder) and Nala the cat. :-} >From: kkm@... >Reply-To: RSS-Support >To: RSS-Support >Subject: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion >Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 04:58:20 -0000 > >Hi Mark, > >I have decided to rinse away any doubts about this conspiracy. So I >have decided it is time to ACT. However in doing so I cannot reveal >the SCOPE of this conspiracy. In order for anyone to completely >understand the nature of this organization you must travel to Devil's >tower where things will become ULTRA BRIGHT. > >I reallly should not being this at midnight. It is difficult to come >up with these little PEARL DROPS. > >Ken M > > > > > > > OK OK, > > > > I cannot keep quiet any more!!! My book " The Colgate Conspiracy " >will be > > out soon. It will prove, with out a doubt, that a small ban of >seemingly > > loving and caring parents led by a man known as the 'Moderator' is > > responsible for many modern history scandals and cover ups. >Including, but > > not limited too; Area 54, the Kennedy Assaination;Water Gate; Travel >Gate(and > > all the scandals revolving Bill Clinton);Flood Gate; Fence Gate; >Bill Gates. > > > > This book about these COLGATE alumni , takes a look at how they >came to > > the CREST of their power and takes AIM to expose this notorious >group. > > Sorry I couldn't resist these obviosly bad puns. Its a genetic flaw. > > > > > > > > To my friends, > > Peace and Prayers > > Mark dad to Jessi > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2001 Report Share Posted February 19, 2001 Ken, Devil's tower you say. Its a frightening thing CLOSE UP!!! Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2001 Report Share Posted February 20, 2001 Ken, When you receive the secret you get a PLAQUE. Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2001 Report Share Posted February 20, 2001 Hi Mark, Yes it is but it holds the key to the COLGATE conspiracy. However, one must AIM to climb to the top which requires a stromg ARM & HAMMER. Once there, you will meet TOM's of MAINE and he will unlock this secret. Boy this is getting deep !! Ken M mdppdm@... on 02/19/2001 06:53:27 PM Please respond to RSS-Support To: RSS-Support cc: Subject: Re: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion Ken, Devil's tower you say. Its a frightening thing CLOSE UP!!! Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2001 Report Share Posted February 20, 2001 Hi Mark, Yes it is but it holds the key to the COLGATE conspiracy. However, one must AIM to climb to the top which requires a stromg ARM & HAMMER. Once there, you will meet TOM's of MAINE and he will unlock this secret. Boy this is getting deep !! Ken M mdppdm@... on 02/19/2001 06:53:27 PM Please respond to RSS-Support To: RSS-Support cc: Subject: Re: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion Ken, Devil's tower you say. Its a frightening thing CLOSE UP!!! Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2001 Report Share Posted February 21, 2001 Hi Mark, OK, I give up. I've run out of oral hygene products that I can work in a sentence. Ken M mdppdm@... on 02/20/2001 04:11:07 PM Please respond to RSS-Support To: RSS-Support cc: Subject: Re: Re: Chat -- Colgate Confusion Ken, When you receive the secret you get a PLAQUE. Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2001 Report Share Posted February 21, 2001 Hey Ken, I guess you have BRUSHED this off!! I enjoyed the laughs and look foward to the next time we can pun around. Peace and prayers to you and your family!!! Peace and Prayers Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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