20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want

fries with

that.

4. Put your garbage can on your Desk and label it " In. "

5. Put Decaf In the Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

gotten over

their Caffeine Addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field of all your Checks, write " For Sexual Favors. "

7. Finish all your sentences with " In Accordance With the Prophecy. "

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than Walk.

10. Ask people what Sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

11. Specify at the Drive-through window, your order Is " To Go. "

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask Why the Poems don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical

sounds all day.

15. Five days In advance, tell your friends that you can't attend

their Party because you're " Not In The Mood. "

16. Have your Co-workers address you by your Wrestling name, Rock

Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won!, I Won! "

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Parking Lot,

yelling " Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!! "

19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the Economy, we are

going to have to let one of you go. "

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. show this to others if you would do any of these things

[Guest guest]

Robyn,

I have a true belief that when someone does you a favor big or small you must

do your level best to thank them .

First of all Thank You for being our groups moderator and second thanks for

all the informative things you send out to keep us all up to date on some of the

latest thoughts and findings but I need to thank you most of all for the

" INSANITY " tips

I thought I was nutty enough on my own but , I have a new level thanks to you

and there are few things I enjoy more than a rock hard case of " INSANITY " .

Be well and keep the insanity coming ,

Patty

Robyn wrote:

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want

fries with

that.

4. Put your garbage can on your Desk and label it " In. "

5. Put Decaf In the Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

gotten over

their Caffeine Addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field of all your Checks, write " For Sexual Favors. "

7. Finish all your sentences with " In Accordance With the Prophecy. "

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than Walk.

10. Ask people what Sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

11. Specify at the Drive-through window, your order Is " To Go. "

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask Why the Poems don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical

sounds all day.

15. Five days In advance, tell your friends that you can't attend

their Party because you're " Not In The Mood. "

16. Have your Co-workers address you by your Wrestling name, Rock

Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won!, I Won! "

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Parking Lot,

yelling " Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!! "

19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the Economy, we are

going to have to let one of you go. "

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. show this to others if you would do any of these things

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