OT - A joke for the ladies

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OT - A joke for the ladies:

IN THE BEGINNING GOD created woman. And she had three breasts. One day

God is walking through the Garden of Eden when he sees Eve.

" Hey, Eve! How's it going? "

" Fine Lord, but would you do me a favour and remove this centre breast? "

" Sure, no problem. "

So, God removes the breast and leaves it laying around.

A while later, God is again walking through the garden. He espies Eve

again.

" Hi, Eve. What's up? "

" Nothing Lord. But... " (picking up breast from ground) " Is there

anything you can do with this useless boob? "

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Most women get the joke. If you don't understand, then add the following:

AND GOD THEN CREATED MAN.