Guest guest Posted January 31, 2000 Report Share Posted January 31, 2000 ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2000 Report Share Posted January 31, 2000 Awww you need to quit picking on poor Perkins, dont you know hes an apocoholic? LOL Louree > Voice of Perkins (screaming over loudspeaker to 12sf troops in > bunker): " You die, GI! I fuck you motha! You no betta than 12-Steppas! > Get a life, GI! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2000 Report Share Posted February 1, 2000 Wonderful!!!! ---------- > > To: 12-step-freeeGroups > Subject: Apocoholics Now > Date: Monday, January 31, 2000 6:14 PM > > IMDb entry for " Apocoholics Now " (2000) > > Based on novel by ph Conrad > Screenplay by Jim Hankins > Directed by Francis Ford Coppola > > Memorable quotes: > > Sgt. Jimbo: " LA... Shit I'm only still in LA. Every day I keep waking > up wishing I was back in detox. " > > Tipper Gore: " Your mission is to travel up the Ohio River in a Navy > patrol boat, pick up Col. 's trail at Columbus, procede to > Cleveland, and terminate the Colonel's program. " > Sgt. Jimbo: " Terminate the Colonel's program? " > CIA agent: " Terminate ... with extreme resentment. " > Tipper: " You must understand, Sgt. Jimbo, that this mission does not > exist, nor will it ever exist. " > > Lt. Col. Butterbean: " Alkies don't surf! " > > Jack : " What are they gonna say about him, man? What are they > gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a spiritual man? That he > had a program? That he had serenity? Bullshit, man! " > > Lt. Col. Butterbean (opening deck of 12-Step-Free playing cards to > fling on corpses of Steppers): " Ace of clubs... jack of hearts ... nine > of spades, motherfucker! " > > Col. : " We must burn them. We must incinerate them. RR after RR. > SMART after SMART. SOS after SOS. " > > Sgt. Jimbo: " Awarding sobriety chips in a place like this is like > giving away crucifixes in a whorehouse. " > > Jack : " There's mines over there, mines over there, mines over > there... and watch out for those goddamn bunnies, man, they bite! " > > Voice of Perkins (screaming over loudspeaker to 12sf troops in > bunker): " You die, GI! I fuck you motha! You no betta than 12-Steppas! > Get a life, GI! " > > Sgt. Jimbo (striding onto platform of USO show in miniskirt, knee-high > white patent leather go-go boots and shoulder-length blond wig: " These > boots are made for walkin'... and that's just what they'll do... one of > these days these boots are gonna walk all over you! " > > Col. : " Are you an alcoholic? " > Sgt. Jimbo: " To be rigorously honest, I'm an assassin. " > Col. : " You're neither... you're an errand boy sent by a > pharmacist to collect on an overdue bill for belladonna. " > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Save 50% at MotherNature.com! See site for details. > http://click./1/766/1/_/4324/_/949360656/ > > -- Talk to your group with your own voice! > -- /VoiceChatPage?listName=12-step-free & m=1 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2000 Report Share Posted February 1, 2000 Two thumbs up Jim! How about a screenplay featuring BAAtman and Robin? let's see if i can get you started: Robin: Holy 4th step BAAtman, Dr. Alcohol is back in town! BAAtman: Yes Robin; truly a cunning, baffling, and powerful foe.. well I'm not that good at this type of thing, but maybe you can come up with something --- Jim Hankins wrote: > > IMDb entry for " Apocoholics Now " (2000) > > Based on novel by ph Conrad > Screenplay by Jim Hankins > Directed by Francis Ford Coppola > > Memorable quotes: > > Sgt. Jimbo: " LA... Shit I'm only still in LA. Every > day I keep waking > up wishing I was back in detox. " > > Tipper Gore: " Your mission is to travel up the Ohio > River in a Navy > patrol boat, pick up Col. 's trail at > Columbus, procede to > Cleveland, and terminate the Colonel's program. " > Sgt. Jimbo: " Terminate the Colonel's program? " > CIA agent: " Terminate ... with extreme resentment. " > Tipper: " You must understand, Sgt. Jimbo, that this > mission does not > exist, nor will it ever exist. " > > Lt. Col. Butterbean: " Alkies don't surf! " > > Jack : " What are they gonna say about him, > man? What are they > gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a > spiritual man? That he > had a program? That he had serenity? Bullshit, man! " > > Lt. Col. Butterbean (opening deck of 12-Step-Free > playing cards to > fling on corpses of Steppers): " Ace of clubs... jack > of hearts ... nine > of spades, motherfucker! " > > Col. : " We must burn them. We must incinerate > them. RR after RR. > SMART after SMART. SOS after SOS. " > > Sgt. Jimbo: " Awarding sobriety chips in a place like > this is like > giving away crucifixes in a whorehouse. " > > Jack : " There's mines over there, mines over > there, mines over > there... and watch out for those goddamn bunnies, > man, they bite! " > > Voice of Perkins (screaming over loudspeaker to > 12sf troops in > bunker): " You die, GI! I fuck you motha! You no > betta than 12-Steppas! > Get a life, GI! " > > Sgt. Jimbo (striding onto platform of USO show in > miniskirt, knee-high > white patent leather go-go boots and shoulder-length > blond wig: " These > boots are made for walkin'... and that's just what > they'll do... one of > these days these boots are gonna walk all over you! " > > Col. : " Are you an alcoholic? " > Sgt. Jimbo: " To be rigorously honest, I'm an > assassin. " > Col. : " You're neither... you're an errand boy > sent by a > pharmacist to collect on an overdue bill for > belladonna. " > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Save 50% at MotherNature.com! See site for details. > http://click./1/766/1/_/4324/_/949360656/ > > -- Talk to your group with your own voice! > -- > /VoiceChatPage?listName=12-step-free & m=1 > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2000 Report Share Posted February 1, 2000 mike kraemer wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=12234 > Two thumbs up Jim! > How about a screenplay featuring BAAtman and Robin? With Robin Room playing Robin... (addict-l and addictions-discussion fans will of whom I speak) > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2000 Report Share Posted February 2, 2000 More memorable quotes: Jack : " The heads... You're looking at the heads. Uh, sometimes Bill goes too far... He's the first to admit it. " Sgt. Jimbo: " I wanted a 12th-Step call and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. " Gen. McCaffrey: " Sergeant, did you not instigate a group conscience vote to designate an AA meeting as 'pants-optional'? " Sgt. Jimbo: " I'm not presently disposed to discuss that operation, sir. " McCaffrey: " Did you leave AADeprogramming stickers in the men's room of a Pacific Group meeting in Los Angeles County, December 22, 1999? " Sgt. Jimbo: " Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation, nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir. " McCaffrey: " Well, you see, Jimbo... in this war things get confused out there, power, ideals, the old morality and practical therapeutic necessity. Out there with those numbnuts Steppers it must be a temptation to play Higher Power. His methods have become... unsound. " Lt. Apple: " You're in the asshole of the recovery universe, Sergeant. " Sgt. Jimbo: " Well, duh! " Jack : " Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel, you listen to him. The man's enlarged my head. I mean sometimes he'll walk right by you like you don't even exist and then suddenly he'll grab you and throw you in a corner and say, 'Do you know that " if " is the middle word in " life " ? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!' " Lt. Col. Butterbean: " Not a goddamn one of 'em worth a jack! Hey, Apple, when you gonna print us up some more death cards? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 5, 2000 Report Share Posted February 5, 2000 Okay, so how about something Kafkaesque next? Jim Hankins wrote: > > More memorable quotes: > SNIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2000 Report Share Posted February 22, 2000 That was brilliant what a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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