Fw: very clean joke/ Mouse Balls...................

[Guest guest]

this is a real memo

Blessed be,

Ms.Katurah

wrote:

NOTE: I don't know how anyone could write this with a straight face! This was an

actual memo sent at an unnamed computer company to its employees. It went to all

the company's field engineers, and it was in regard to a computer peripheral

problem. The author of this memo was quite serious; the engineers rolled on the

floor! (Especially note the last sentence!)

INSTRUCTIONS FOR REPLACING MOUSE BALLS

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a

mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball

replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of

mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside

of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are

replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can

result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is

recommended each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum

customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of

removing and replacing these necessary items.