20 ways to maintain insanity

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guys

this is a good one... I think I am going to try it out...

Ameet 1993

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> 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

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> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point

a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

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> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

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> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want

fries with that.

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> 4. Put Your garbage can on your desk and label it " In. "

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> 5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

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> 6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write " For Smuggling

Diamonds. "

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> 7. Finish all your sentences with " In Accordance With The Prophecy. "

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> 8. Don't use any punctuation

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> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

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> 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious

face.

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> 11. Specify that your Drive-through order is " To Go. "

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> 12. Sing along at the opera.

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> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

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> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical

sounds all day.

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> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood.

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> 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, " Rock

Bottom. "

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> 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won!, I Won! "

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> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot,

yelling, " Run for your lives, they're loose!! "

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> 19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the economy, we are going

to have to let one of you go. "

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> 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......Send

This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's called Therapy.