Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 this. is. hysterical! how much do you want for her? In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, skogsnuvan@... writes: Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is funny and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your computer for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use for her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring at the ceiling until you want to play with her again. Do I hear one dollar? Yahoo! Groups Links Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 ONE DOLLAR???!!! well, hmmmm...does she mow the lawn? i might bid $1.00 if she mows the lawn. i'd be willing to bring it up to $1.50 if she can balance my checkbook. what's your return policy? In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:43:34 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, skogsnuvan@... writes: this. is. deadly. serious. need. money. The opening bid is one dollar. > > > this. > > is. > > hysterical! > > how much do you want for her? > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, > skogsnuvan@... writes: > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is funny > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your computer > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use for > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring at the > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > Yahoo! Groups Links Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 i'll see LTW's anti and raise him a quarter. but i have further questions... is the Tamir easy to clean? does she slice, dice, mince, mash and whirl? will she give me six-pack abs? will she make my teeth whiter and/or brighter? is she hypo-allergenic? will she make me smarter and more attractive? will my Tamir teach me a proven method on how to make millions in no-money-down real estate, from the comfort of my own home, while sitting around in my underpants? does my Tamir come with her own wax, or do i have to buy it seperately? will she feed me grapes while fanning me with palm fronds? if i use my Tamir for only 20 minutes a day, three days a week, will i lose weight AND feel great? can i pay for my new Tamir in three-easy-payments of only 56 cents a month, minus shipping and handling fees? if i order my new Tamir in the next 30 minutes does she come with a free cd, or a new set of knives, worth $99.99, absolutely free!!? does she come with an easy-to-use instructional video? is Tamir new and/or improved? Sincerely, a potential buyer In a message dated 3/6/2006 10:13:22 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, skogsnuvan@... writes: > > this. > > is. > > deadly. > > serious. > > need. > > money. > > The opening bid is one dollar. > > > > > > > > this. > > > > is. > > > > hysterical! > > > > how much do you want for her? > > > > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, > > skogsnuvan@ writes: > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > funny > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > computer > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use > for > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring > at the > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > Yahoo! Groups Links Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 this. is. deadly. serious. need. money. The opening bid is one dollar. > > > this. > > is. > > hysterical! > > how much do you want for her? > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, > skogsnuvan@... writes: > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is funny > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your computer > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use for > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring at the > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 > > this. > > is. > > deadly. > > serious. > > need. > > money. > > The opening bid is one dollar. > > > > > > > > this. > > > > is. > > > > hysterical! > > > > how much do you want for her? > > > > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, > > skogsnuvan@ writes: > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > funny > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > computer > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use > for > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring > at the > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 The price sounds good, but what is the maintenance going to be like? How often does she need to be waxed? Or to wax? Does she wax and wane, like the moon? Does she wax poetic? Is she sort of like a snowboard? > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is funny > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your computer > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use for > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring at the > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > Do I hear one dollar? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > funny > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > computer > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on for > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use > for > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring at > the > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Hmmm, she sounds fun. And also soothing, smooth and relaxing. LTW might need those things (and the vaccuuming) more than me, though. > > > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > > funny > > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > > computer > > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on > for > > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no use > > for > > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring > at > > the > > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 , very E-Z, Ron Popeil himself told me that -- other than waxing -- you merely: " Set it -- and forget it! " * Order now and get the Ronco Revolving Rhinestone and Studsetter, a 10.99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE! (The Studsetter and Tamir together make for hours of family fun!) Fine print: blah blah greasy stools blah blah blah > > > > this. > > > > is. > > > > deadly. > > > > serious. > > > > need. > > > > money. > > > > The opening bid is one dollar. > > > > > > > > > > > > > this. > > > > > > is. > > > > > > hysterical! > > > > > > how much do you want for her? > > > > > > > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard > Time, > > > skogsnuvan@ writes: > > > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > > funny > > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > > computer > > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on > for > > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no > use > > for > > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be > starring > > at the > > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 > > > > > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > > > funny > > > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > > > computer > > > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on > > for > > > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no > use > > > for > > > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be starring > > at > > > the > > > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 > > > > this. > > > > is. > > > > deadly. > > > > serious. > > > > need. > > > > money. > > > > The opening bid is one dollar. > > > > > > > > > > > > > this. > > > > > > is. > > > > > > hysterical! > > > > > > how much do you want for her? > > > > > > > > > In a message dated 3/6/2006 9:18:43 P.M. Eastern Standard > Time, > > > skogsnuvan@ writes: > > > > > > Yes folks, you got that right, we are having another auktion! > > > Tamir is in good shape and can be used for many things. She is > > funny > > > and amuzing. If you want background sound when you´re at your > > computer > > > for instance, just let her talk about her self, she can go on > for > > > hours. Tamir is supple and newly waxed. And when you have no > use > > for > > > her, just put her on a bed in a dark room, she will be > starring > > at the > > > ceiling until you want to play with her again. > > > Do I hear one dollar? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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