FW: London Lawyer Vs Glasgow Cop. Joke for the 1st of the month.

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Joke for the first day of the month. Hope yoou all enjoy.Could the CCI member

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> From: cathpres@...

> Subject: London Lawyer Vs Glasgow Cop

> Date: Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:59:35 +1000

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> > LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP ( miss-match )

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> > A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a

> > Glasgow copper.

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> > He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer

> > from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any

> > Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun

> > at the Glasgow cop's expense!!

> >

> > Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please. "

> >

> > London Lawyer says, " What for? "

> >

> > Glasgow cop says, " Ye didnae come to a complete stop at

> > the stop sign. "

> >

> > London Lawyer says, " I slowed down, and no one was coming. "

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> > Glasgow cop says, " Ye still didnae come to a complete

> > stop. Licence and registration, please "

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> > London Lawyer says, " What's the difference? "

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> > Glasgow cop says, " The difference is, ye huvte to come to

> > complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please! "

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> > London Lawyer says, " If you can show me the legal difference

> > between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and

> > registration and you give me the

> > ticket. If not, you let

> > me go and don't give me the ticket. "

> >

> > Glasgow cop says, " Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir. "

> >

> > The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

> >

> > The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out

> > of the lawyer and says,

> > " Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon? "

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