Guest guest Posted May 17, 1999 Report Share Posted May 17, 1999 Here's a little humour I'm passing on from one of our silent lurkers. I thought it was neat ! Mike mailto:byteme@... homepage: http://members.home.net/mcourteau ICQ# is 19431463 " Free Tibet ! 50 years of Chinese occupation is long enough ! " -------------------------------------------- Fw: Golf Pro > I though you people would get a kick out of this one. Especially the > golfers. > > Sher & Chlo > > > > Golf Pro > > > > One day Jesus and Moses were on the golf course and decided > > to have a contest over who can make the most outstanding > > shot. > > > > Moses goes first. He settles up for the shot and hammers it > > straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball falls into > > a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raises his arms to the sky, > > and the water parts where the ball dropped in. The ball rolls > > out of the water and onto dry land, only a foot away from the > > hole. Jesus looks at Moses and says, " Hey Moses, that was a > > pretty good shot. Now let me see what I can do. " > > > > Jesus settles up for his shot and sends the ball screaming > > towards the green. Unfortunately, Jesus has the same luck > > as Moses did. The ball heads straight for the water hazard. > > Jesus holds out one hand and, instead of dropping into the > > water, the ball bounces on top of the water and rolls onto > > dry land only 3 inches from the hole. Moses says, " Wow, > > that was an incredible shot! " > > > > No sooner did Moses say this, than the skies grew dark. The > > wind started up, lightning and thunder crackled through the > > sky. Suddenly a ball falls from the heavens into the same > > water hazard where Jesus and Moses had hit theirs. A fish > > swims up and swallows the ball. An eagle swoops down, grabs > > the fish in his talons, and heads for the now darkened sky. > > Lightning strikes the eagle and he drops the fish onto the > > green. The fish opens his mouth, the ball rolls out and > > drops into the hole. > > > > Moses turns to Jesus and says, " Man! I hate it when your > > Dad plays!! " > > > ****** > > > > A day without sunshine is like night. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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