Band baja diya

[Guest guest]

Dear Gauri Shankar Goel,

This shall probably be my last mail to you. Unfortunately, due to

other pressing matters I cannot prolong that pleasure for long.

You are a politician, so I trust that you will understand the

following statistics.

No. of people who responded to your problem: 23

No. of people who thought you were innocent: 0

No. of people who thought you were guilty: 22

No. of people who thought you were too insignificant to waste time

upon: 1

No. of people who feel that a ban is the best remedy: 21

No. of people who think that little leniency be shown: 1

No. of people who think you should be ignored: 1

As in democracy, we should go by the Vox populi. I'm sorry, but it is

adieu Dr. Goel.

In your letter to me (and some others), which I have attached below,

you say that I have banned you.

But as the above statistics show, you have banned yourself by your

deeds. (Khudka Band baja diya.) I just pressed the button on behalf of

everybody.If it would have been only in my hands, you would have been

banned ages ago.

However, I must thank you for entertaining all of us for so long. Once

I tried putting your letter in a spelling checker. The program asked

me, " Please specify language. " Your grammar was always good for a

laugh or two. The program asked, " Do you want to make Head? Or do you

want to make Tail? Can't make either. "

I think there is a world wide conspiracy against you. Even Bill Gates

seems to be against you. You could send him a poison letter or two, as

you seem to be very proficient in that.

I shall sorely miss your mails, because they were the most powerful

soporifics ever invented by man. My Insomnia is going to trouble me

again.

Meanwhile you have expressed your desire to meet me personally. I am

sure that the pleasure would be entirely yours. Being a politician, I

am sure that you will be accompanied by some close friends of yours,

like the local Goondas and Pehelwans. I am unsure whether I can be

granted a firearms license for self protection on the basis of your

email letter. For so many years, the only weight I used to lift was

that of my body from my bed. Now I plan to go to the Akhara daily.

After all, meeting such an eminent personality like Adarniya Shri

Goelji is not an everyday occurrence.

So it is with a rather heavy heart that I have to beg your leave. But

only until we meet again, as you have promised. Au revoir, Auf

Wiedersehn, Gauri. Phir milenge.

Kishore Shah 1974

PS: Please let us know when you are contesting an election. Sadhana

and I will make time to come personally and canvas for you. After all,

I'm sure that your voting public does not know about your multi

faceted virtues. We would be only too willing to detail them out. And

you might win too, because it is usually rats who win.

----- Original Message -----

From: " Dr.G.S.Goel "

Dear All,

After all, I have been banned by the moderator.I thank him.

As I shall not be able to visit this group-website,I shall miss you

all.

I thank the moderator again for the period,I was allowed to visit the

group.

I hope to see him sometime in life and thank him personally

Thanks-everybody

Gauri Shankar Goel