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that was my favorite too! lol

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Butt dust.. I love it!!! Kids are sooooo cute.

Thanks for the smiles.

Mona

--- jjsmth@... wrote:

>

>

> These have to be original and genuine - no adult is

> this creative!!

>

>

>

> JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his

> new baby sister.

> After a while he asked: " Mom why have you got two?

> Is one for hot and

> one for cold milk? "

>

> MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.

> Granny replied she

> was so old she didn't remember any more.

> said, " If you don't

> remember you must look in the back of your panties.

> Mine say five to

> six. "

>

> STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.

> " I love you so

> much, that when you die I'm going to bury you

> outside my bedroom

> window. "

>

> BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a

> painkiller. She tried in

> vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her

> frustration, her Mom

> explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to

> open it for her.

> Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: " How

> does it know it's me?

>

> SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the

> hiccups. " Please

> don't give me this juice again, " she said, " It

> makes my teeth cough. "

>

> D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and

> asked: " How much do I cost? "

>

> MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that

> were hugging and

> kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes

> off them, he asked his

> dad: " Why is he whispering in her mouth? "

>

> CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.

> When his Mom asked

> what was troubling him, he replied, " I don't know

> what'll happen with

> this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit

> in? "

>

> JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His

> dad read: " The man

> named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out

> of the city but his

> wife looked back and was turned to salt. "

> Concerned, asked:

> " What happened to the flea? "

>

> TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an

> elderly, rather

> wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for

> awhile and then

> asked, " Why doesn't your skin fit your face? "

>

> The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

> this particular

> Sunday sermon... " Dear Lord, " the minister began,

> with arms extended

> toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned

> face. " Without you,

> we are but dust. "

>

> He would have continued but at that moment my very

> obedient daughter,

> (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked

> quite audibly in her

> shrill little girl voice, " Mom, what is butt

> dust? "

>

>

>

>

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In one sense I agree to limit discussions here to just the technical issues and not the health aspects. But I wonder if doing so unreasonably increases our risk. Whether you agree or not, whether we like it or not, here is a lead paragraph from a recent article which indicates we may eventually be forced into including both: ...Building Health Sciences has combined in-house building science and construction defect expertise with medical doctors. Mold litigation has expanded beyond personal injury claims to building owner negligence, design deficiencies, defective workmanship and construction defects. Recently, damp indoor spaces and a host of associated factors: bacteria, endotoxins, cell wall components, VOCs, and viruses have taken center stage... Full article at: http://www.buildinghealthsciences.com/Blog/post/WHITE-COATS-and-HARD-HATS.aspxI don't know who Building Health Sciences is or what their protocol and ethics is, but it makes me wonder even if we can isolate building science issues from health aspects, should we? Carl GrimesHealthy Habitats LLC

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