A Poem (warning - a bit rude!)

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A fart can be quiet,

a fart can be loud,

some leave a powerful

poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

or a fart can be long,

some farts have been know,

to sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,

whilst others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while.

A fart can create

a most curious medley,

a fart can be harmless

or silent but deadly.

a fart can occur

in a number of places,

and leave everyone

with strange looks on their faces

From wide open prairies,

to small elevators

a fart will find all of us

sooner or later.

So be not afraid,

of the invisible gas,

for always remember,

that farts, too, shall pass.