A CRASH COURSE IN RHYMING SLANG.spoken mostly in LONDON.!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Guest guest]

This can come in very handy if ever you are wanting to talk about

something and somebody is earwigging your conversation.!!!!

Car = jam jar.

House = cat and mouse.

Head = loaf of bread.

Bath = tom and cath.

Drunk = elephants trunk.

Liver = arrow and quiver.

Telly = custard and jelly.

Gold watch = scotch .

The sun = currant bun.

Phone = dog and bone .

Hat = titfer tat.

crap = pony and trap.

Pocket = sky rocket.

Get the picture

so if i was to say that i was elephants driving the jam on my was to

the cat, for a tom translate.

i was drunk driving my car while going home for a bath.

so there you are nobody need know what your talking about again.