Guest guest Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 > man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The > waitress asks for their orders. The man says, " A hamburger, fries and a > coke, " and turns to the ostrich, " What's yours? " > > " I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. > A short time later the waitress returns with the order. > " That will be $9.40 please, " she says and the man reaches into his >pocket > and pulls out the exact change for payment. > > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, " A > hamburger, fries, and a coke. " > > > > The ostrich says, " I'll have the same. " > > Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. > > > > This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week. " The > usual? " asks the waitress. > > > > " No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and > salad, " says the man. > > > > " Same, " says the ostrich. > > > > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, " That will be $32.62. " >Once > again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on >the > table. > > > > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. " Excuse me, sir. > > > > How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your > pocket every time? " > > > > " Well, " says the man, " several years ago I was cleaning the attic and >found > an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two >wishes. > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just >put my > hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there. " > > > > " That's brilliant! " says the waitress. " Most people would wish for a > million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want >for as long > as you live! " > > > > " That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact > money is always there, " says the man. > > > > The waitress asks, " But, sir, what's with the ostrich? " > > > > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, " My second wish was for a tall chick > with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 hahahahaha,, love it hon,, now THAT was funny!!! hugs jaxanne <kanga2@...> wrote: > man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The> waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a> coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?">> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.> A short time later the waitress returns with the order.> "That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his >pocket> and pulls out the exact change for payment.>> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A> hamburger, fries, and a coke.">>>> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.">> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.>>>> This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week. "The> usual?" asks the waitress.>>>> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and> salad," says the man.>>>> "Same," says the ostrich.>>>> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." >Once> again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on >the> table.>>>> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.>>>> How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your> pocket every time?">>>> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and >found> an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two >wishes.> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just >put my> hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.">>>> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want >for as long> as you live!">>>> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact> money is always there," says the man.>>>> The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?">>>> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick> with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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