1 30 am , should be sleepin but heres a joke lol

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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house

for the traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play

trick. She told my sister that she needed something from

the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out

of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish

hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the

turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey

out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When

her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled

out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother

exclaimed, " , you've cooked a pregnant bird! " At

the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to

cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys

lay eggs!

Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE!

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ROTFL...thanks for a chuckle to start my day.

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-------Original Message-------

From: Charlotte Robbins

Date: 10/25/06 00:29:51

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's housefor the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to playtrick. She told my sister that she needed something fromthe store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey outof the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed theturkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkeyout of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. Whenher serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulledout the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my motherexclaimed, ", you've cooked a pregnant bird!" Atthe reality of this horrifying news, my sister started tocry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeyslay eggs!Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE!

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Now That was cute! I needed a good smile ) Thanks

Hugs

Helen

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's housefor the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to playtrick. She told my sister that she needed something fromthe store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey outof the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed theturkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkeyout of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. Whenher serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulledout the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my motherexclaimed, ", you've cooked a pregnant bird!" Atthe reality of this horrifying news, my sister started tocry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeyslay eggs!Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE!

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