Fw: Fwd: Fw: Kitchen Plaques..from;;dort;;dorky

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I sure can relate to this some days;;Lol;;

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-- Fw: Kitchen Plaques.. >Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 09:58:25 -0700 > > > > Fw: Kitchen Plaques.. > > > > >Subj: Kitchen Plaques.......... > > > > > >KITCHEN CLOSED > > ( this chick has had it! ) > > > Martha doesn't live here!! > > > > I'm creative > > you can't expect me to be neat too! > > > > > >So this isn't Home Sweet Home > > ADJUST! > > > > Ring Bell for Maid Service >If no answer > > Do It Yourself! > > > > > >I clean house every other day > > Today is the other day! > > > > If you write in the dust.. > > PLEASE don't date it! > > > > >I would cook dinner >but I can't find the can opener! > > > > > My house was clean last week > > ( too bad you missed it! ) > > > > > >A clean kitchen is > > ..the sign of a wasted life. > > > THE COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! > > > > > >I came >I saw > > I decided to order take out. > > > > If you don't like my standards of cooking > > ...lower your standards. > > > > > >You may touch the dust in this house > > but please don't write in it! > > > > APOLOGY >Although you'll find our house a mess >Come in >Sit down >Converse >It doesn't always look like this > > Some days it's even worse. > > > > > >A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen > > ..and this kitchen is delirious. > > > > If we are what we eat, >then I'm easy, fast, and cheap > > > > > > A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. > > > Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator > > > > > >Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves > > for they shall never cease to be amused. > > > A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. > > > > > >Help keep the kitchen clean > > EAT OUT!! > > > > Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. > > > > > >My next house will have no kitchen > > just vending machines. > > > > Gardening forever > > Housework, never! > > > > > Dull women have immaculate houses. > > > I'd live life in the fast lane > but I am married to a speed bump. > > > > > > > >HOME RULES >If you sleep on it ... make it up. >If you wear it ... hang it up. >If you drop it ... pick it up. >If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink. >If you step in it ... wipe it off. >If you open it ... close it. >If you empty it ... fill it up. >If it rings ... answer it. >If it howls ... feed it. > > If it cries ... love it!

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Thanks, I'd like to put all these up!(and then people would be so

entertained reading, that they wouldnt complain about having to find

a clean dish in the dishwasher- hey at least they're clean)

Love

> I sure can relate to this some days;;Lol;;

> hugs

>

> >

> >KITCHEN CLOSED

> >

> > ( this chick has had it! )

> >

> >

> > Martha doesn't live here!!

> >

> >

> >

> > I'm creative

> >

> > you can't expect me to be neat too!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >So this isn't Home Sweet Home

> >

> > ADJUST!

> >

> >

> >

> > Ring Bell for Maid Service

> >If no answer

> >

> > Do It Yourself!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >I clean house every other day

> >

> > Today is the other day!

> >

> >

> >

> > If you write in the dust..

> >

> > PLEASE don't date it!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >I would cook dinner

> >but I can't find the can opener!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > My house was clean last week

> >

> > ( too bad you missed it! )

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >A clean kitchen is

> >

> > ..the sign of a wasted life.

> >

> >

> > THE COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >I came

> >I saw

> >

> > I decided to order take out.

> >

> >

> >

> > If you don't like my standards of cooking

> >

> > ...lower your standards.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >You may touch the dust in this house

> >

> > but please don't write in it!

> >

> >

> >

> > APOLOGY

> >Although you'll find our house a mess

> >Come in

> >Sit down

> >Converse

> >It doesn't always look like this

> >

> > Some days it's even worse.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen

> >

> > ..and this kitchen is delirious.

> >

> >

> >

> > If we are what we eat,

> >then I'm easy, fast, and cheap

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

> >

> >

> > Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves

> >

> > for they shall never cease to be amused.

> >

> >

> > A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >Help keep the kitchen clean

> >

> > EAT OUT!!

> >

> >

> >

> > Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on

to lead

> normal lives.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >My next house will have no kitchen

> >

> > just vending machines.

> >

> >

> >

> > Gardening forever

> >

> > Housework, never!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Dull women have immaculate houses.

> >

> >

> > I'd live life in the fast lane

> > but I am married to a speed bump.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >HOME RULES

> >If you sleep on it ... make it up.

> >If you wear it ... hang it up.

> >If you drop it ... pick it up.

> >If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.

> >If you step in it ... wipe it off.

> >If you open it ... close it.

> >If you empty it ... fill it up.

> >If it rings ... answer it.

> >If it howls ... feed it.

> >

> > If it cries ... love it!

>

>

>

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