a female question, and, yes, men can answer, too

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Hello and Here's my Question: O.K. Now, this is how I think the VAT goes, just a part of it, that is: you take off your clothes, you get into a hospital gown, you end up on gurney, you get an I.V., you wait around (this bit varies), then, into the operating room, they strap your left arm up and over your head whilst you begin to get knocked out, they shove, uh, slide, er, whatever, put the endoscopic probie thing down your throat, they make ports, that is, cuts, er, they get inside your chest, do the surgery, take a look-see for anything that ought not be there, they rinse out the esophagus with some blue saline to see as you leak where you ought not, and then all that stuff comes back out and you get to sleep it off and go home in 2, 3 or a few more days, depending on whatever else comes up or goes down or doesn't do what it should. Right? Now, here's the female bit: where do your breasts hang out during all of this? Do they get taped to your chest? What if they swag and drape around the place whilst the team is fidgeting with steel tubes, cameras and photographs of Sophia Loren taped to the overhead light? Make that photographs of Connery for me, would you please? Ralphe Fiennes? ny Depp! Seriously, about the breasts: I think I want them covered up or taped or something. The idea of my boobies just flub-tuttering around makes me very uncomfortable, not that I have enormous mammaries or anything, but they do swoft and dob a bit (gravity's no help, either, I can tell you). So? Deborah, wondering at the beach