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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone,Set her free...If she comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was.... THE NEW VERSIONS..... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Pessimist: If you love someone,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Optimist: If you love someone,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Suspicious:If you love someone,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Impatient: If you love someone,Set her free ...If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ...If she doesn't come back,continue to wait until she comes back ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Playful:If you love someone,Set her free ...*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set herfree again, repeat * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~C++ Programmer : if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */m_she.free()if(m_she == NULL)m_she = new CShe; ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Animal-Rights Activist : If you love someone,Set her free,In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Lawyers: If you love someone,Set her free,Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendmentof the MatrimonialFreedomAct clearly states that... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Bill Gates : If you love someone,Set her free,If she comes back,I think we can charge her for re-installation fees buttell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Biologist : If you love someone,Set her free,She'll evolve. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Statisticians : If you love someone,Set her free,If she loves you, the probability of her coming backis highIf she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Schwarzenegger's fans: If you love someone,Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Over possessive person : If you love someonedon't set her free. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~HR specialist : If you love someoneset her freeby Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out sourceher. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~MBA : If you love someoneset her freeinstantaneously and look for others simultaneously ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Psychologist : If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come back her id is supremeIf she doesn't go, she must be crazy. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Somnabulist : If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back it's a nightmareIf she doesn't, you must be dreaming. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ERP functional expert : If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, map her into your systemIf she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Finance expert : If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, its time to look for fresh loansIf she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Marketing Specialist : If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

If everyone who gets this sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save> at least one life. Read this...It could save your life. > > Let's say it's 6.15 pm and you're driving home (alone of course) after an> unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, and frustrated. Suddenly> you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out> into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only five miles from the> hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able> to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught> the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. > > HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE> > Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,> the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint,> has only about 10 seconds left before losing conscious. However, these> victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A> deep breath should be taken before each cough, the cough must be deep and> prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and> a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help> arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. > > Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the> heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart> also helps it regain normal rhythm. > > In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. > > Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their> lives!!! > > Don't ever think that you are not prone to heart attack if your age is less> than 25 or 30. Nowadays due to the change in the life style, heart attack is> found among people of all age groups.

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