15 Things My Mother Taught Me!:-)(HUMOUR)

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15 Things My Mother Taught Me!

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> What My Mother Taught Me:

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> 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

> " If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished

cleaning! "

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> 2. My mother taught me RELIGION:

> " You better pray that will come out of the carpet. "

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> 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

> " If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week! "

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> 4. My mother taught me LOGIC:

> " Because I said so, that's why! "

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> 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

> " Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. "

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> 6. My mother taught me IRONY:

> " Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about. "

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> 7. My mother taught me about OSMOSIS:

> " Shut your mouth and eat your supper! "

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> 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

> " Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck! "

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> 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA:

> " You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished. "

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> 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER:

> " It looks as if a tornado swept through your room. "

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> 11. My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:

> " If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen

then? "

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> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

> " If I've told you once, I've told you a million times -- don't

exaggerate!!! "

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> 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:

> " I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. "

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> 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:

> " Stop acting like your father! "

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> 15. My mother taught me about ENVY:

> " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do! "

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