Guest guest Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 LOL love this recipe maybe i'll asks my kids to make it it sure would keep them busy for awhile LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Fee free to share this. Fly Soup Recipe Catch all the flies you can. Place flies in pot. Recapture all the flies you can. Place flies in pot and slam lid on asap.. Recapture all the flies that escaped the 2nd time. Throw them into pot and slam lid down asap. Tip: catch more flies than you need, to compensate for the escape artits. Open lid quickly and take a head count to ensure enough flies are in pot. Recapture all the flies that escaped the 3nd time. Throw them into pot and slam lid down asap. Open lid again quickly and take a head count to ensure enough flies are in pot. Recapture all the flies that escaped the 4nd time. Throw them into pot and slam lid down asap. Sit down and ponder on why you are doing this. One more time, open lid quickly and take a head count to ensure enough flies are in pot. One more time, recapture all the flies that escaped the 5nd time. Throw them into pot and slam lid down asap. Sit down again and ponder on why you are still doing this. Open lid of pot and turn flies loose. Big mistake. Now that you have decided this is a fruitless endeavor, there are millions of flies swarming throughout the house. But wait. There are thousands of flies on the wall. Isn't this what you wanted? Moral. Some people just can't decide whether to laugh or cry. Strange world we live in. (Hope you enjoyed making this recipe. For those who live in areas too cold for flies, enver fear, search the web, there must be some mail order sites that raise fdlies for people like you. Here is one. www.fly-by.com or this one www.fly-in-the-soup.com or maybe if you actually got this far, you may need to check yourself into the www.funny-farm-for-those-who-play-with-flies.com ) *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* Are you still here? The message is over. Shoo! Go away! & Gimlet (Guide Dawggie) Portland, Oregon N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup rlclark77@... http://home.comcast.net/~rlclark77/ (new & updated content on web page) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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