Guest guest Posted February 10, 2003 Report Share Posted February 10, 2003 Zippy Wafflebrain Ann-marie Snotty Appletush Scroll down and find out what your new name is...then let me know! Start your day off with a chuckle! Think about it! Children laugh 146 times a day, and adults laugh only four times a day. No wonder we're so unhappy. Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, for example, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, " Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = silly u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice For example, Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now, when you SEND THIS ON ... use your New name as the Subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults, only four. Put more laughter in your life!!! Be sure to put YOUR NEW NAME in the Subject line. -- Leis.... Aussie mum to 5 & Natasha 1 Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West (1892 - 1980) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 I will vote for Battery germ killer--as has been said--it is simple, perfectly descriptive, and easy to google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 The name of the person that we should be writing to at the Royal College of General Practitioners is the following. Apparently, Professor died. Luv - Sheila Professor Haslam, President, Royal College of General Practitioners, 14 Princes Gate, Hyde Park, London, SW7 1PU Love Afshan Afshan Ahmad PhD, Director, Vaccine Research International Plc, 22 Alcester Road, Moseley, Birmingham, B13 8BE, UK TEL/FAX: 01214492429 Mobile: 07813011427 email: afshan@... website: www.vri.org.uk No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.238 / Virus Database: 270.11.21/2014 - Release Date: 03/20/09 06:59:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Just to let you know that today, I also received a letter from Lansley, Shadow Secretary of State for Health) to the 'Complaint on the Improper Treatment of Patients with Post Thyroid Deficiencies by the National Health Service' written by and myself. Lansley wrote: " Thank you for your letter of 13th February and the report you enclosed. These issues are certainly important and I will take the information you have provided in consideration. Thank you for keeping me informed " - Needless to say, the original was sent to the Secretary of State for Health on 13th February, and no acknowledgement has not yet been received. We also sent a " Complaint on the Unfair Trading Practices of Endocrinology and its Guidance of Practitioners " on the same date, and nobody has acknowledged reciept of this either. Both were sent by Recorded Delivery. If anybody wishes to read this series of complaints we are working on, I will be happy to forward you a copy. Luv - Sheila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Sheila, I'm always interested in whats going on. Luv Jane FW: new name Just to let you know that today, I also received a letter from Lansley, Shadow Secretary of State for Health) to the 'Complaint on theImproper Treatment of Patients with Post Thyroid Deficiencies by theNational Health Service' written by and myself. [Edit Abbrev Mod] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hi Sheila, Yes please, I would really love to see those letters. Thanks you, Lynne > > Just to let you know that today, I also received a letter from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Hi Sheila, Yes please! Subject: FW: new name If anybody wishes to read this series of complaints we are working on, I will be happy to forward you a copy. Luv - Sheila ------------------------------------ TPA is not medically qualified. Consult with a qualified medical practitioner before changing medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 When you have a moment I wouldn't mind a copy please. Lilian If anybody wishes to read this series of complaints we are working on, Iwill be happy to forward you a copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 You'll wish you never asked Lilian - the Human Rights complaint we thought was finished but have now decided to add something about the torture patients are being put through. nne is proof reading my Final TPPA-UK rebuttal to the RCP. Charities complaint still not quite finished, but I will be sending them the HR complaint too. Luv - Sheila From: thyroid treatment [mailto:thyroid treatment ] On Behalf Of Lilian Sent: 26 March 2009 19:20 thyroid treatment Subject: Re: FW: new name When you have a moment I wouldn't mind a copy please. Lilian If anybody wishes to read this series of complaints we are working on, I will be happy to forward you a copy. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.238 / Virus Database: 270.11.29/2023 - Release Date: 03/25/09 18:54:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Lol - I see what you mean. Lilian You'll wish you never asked Lilian - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Dear Shiela I would be grateful if you could forward the complaints to me too, I am not very chatty at the moment but I am wanting to read stuff like this I still find it all interesting and of course I like to know what is happening. I am very foggy brained and having trouble tracking down threads so please excuse me anyone whom I miss. lotsa luv Dawnx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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